I Am Nothing In My Soul If Not A Fucking Idiot

“My first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[patroclus-my-beloved]

How many fandoms are you in now

Oh I forgot about this

Ok let’s see if I can remember all of them

Riordanverse

Aru Shah

The owl house

Avatar the last air bender

The song of Achilles

Keeper of the lost cities

Miraculous ladybug

Time princess (mobile game)

My hero academia

Once upon a time

Good girls guide to murder

MXTX (Scum villains self saving system, Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, Heaven’s official blessing)

Rwarb

Goncharov (I’m never gonna recover from this movie)

The secret history

I will add more as I remember because my brain is suddenly blank

[not-way-nee]

New "POV: LQG opened his mouth again" just dropped

[spicy-apple-pie]

Bruce thought he was haunted by not one but two ghosts

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[hannrum]

I know its overdone. I just wanted to do it as well

[chainlxnk]

i finally caved

@wow-youre-so-pretty 's tam design js changed my life btw

[its-mias-world]

[hydrokineticpineapples]

uhh long hair tam pixie cut linh anyone?

tam design based off of @wow-youre-so-pretty because it's crazy peak

[butyoureastarr]

chaotically evil keefe sencen

[monthly-raining]

kotlc portraits aged up

dex should get glasses imo

[what-even-is-thiss]

My Spanish professor has lived in a lot of different countries so her accent is all over the place.

This is good for me because my personal goal with my Spanish accent is to get input from a lot of different countries and have a horrible Frankenstein accent on purpose.

[cowardsexual]

rogy :]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[wizardarchetypes]

disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

[wizardarchetypes]

Please y’all!! tetanus is NOT caused by rusty metal. It’s a bacteria found damn near everywhere, and wounds infected with saliva are especially high risk for tetanus infections.

it’s also a common misconception that vampire saliva is antiseptic. Vampires spread that myth on purpose. They also CAN cross running water. Make them bathe and brush their teeth!!!!

[wizardarchetypes]

all the vampires in the tags saying they won’t do this bc the alcohol will make the skin taste bad are just telling on themselves. talk about a red flag.

[wizardarchetypes]

comparing your human lover’s body to an inanimate utensil & misreading this as a PSA for the vampire’s safety rather than the human’s. smh vampires continue to be so toxic 🤦🏼‍♀️

[gracelessgrayson]

listen to the heartbeat of the world

[ironychan]

Really enjoying the idea that Grace's angry outburst in Denmark became a meme. The Angry Scientist. It shows up in discussions of egregiously bad sci-fi movies and arguments with antivaxxers and astrophage deniers, in forms ranging from pristine screencap to super-crunchy jpeg. There's an animated parody in the style of Ace Attorney. His students use it without realizing it's him.

In his first week on the Gansu six different people asked him about it and four asked Stratt why she hired Angry Scientist Meme guy.

[babyhe]

Will never be normal about Shen Qingqiu kissing Binghe's demon mark and. Binghe doesn't even know. HE DOESNT KNOWWWW

He just wakes up alone and thinks Shen Qingqiu left him in some random coffin. How can I be normal about this

[starlittirade]

He’s just like me fr

He’s doing his little jig amaze amaze