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Me: Satanic gurgling.

Shane: What are you gurgling?

Me: Satan.

Shane: Ewwww, why are you gurgling Satan? I thought you had a girlfriend!

Me: I do. It's a problem.

-pause-

Me: I wonder if Satan cums blood.

Shane: I have malaria.

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That was solely for pun purposes not asking you out ok? ? ?

Heheh, I knew you weren't! I know you well enough by now to be able to tell when you're joking~

HEY FINN, WILL YOU BE DR-CRANKENMINE??? <333

ANOTHER PUN THAT I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO!!

IF YOU WERE A WEEDLE I'D WANT YOU TO STRING SHOT ALL OVER ME ;D

I CAN'T. I'M DONE. GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE.

IF YOU WERE A METAPOD I'D GET YOU HARD ;D

I-

IF YOU WERE A POKEMON YOU'D BE A SQUIRTLE 'CAUSE YOU GET ME WET ;D

OH MY GOD

DRAW YOURSELF IN WARRIOR-U STYLE??

Look at me being all upper-middle class. I should be an actual character.

#ectoblogologist