Sep 17, 2024
Chrissy: Jail is no fun.
Eddie: You’ve been to jail?
Chrissy: Once, in monopoly.
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Chrissy: Jail is no fun.
Eddie: You’ve been to jail?
Chrissy: Once, in monopoly.
Dustin: You don’t have a marriage certificate?
Chrissy: Eddie got drunk and shredded it while screaming “Try and return me without a receipt now.”
Eddie: And you never will.
Insp
Eddie: *Is drunk*
Eddie: Wait wait, I can’t do this I have a girlfriend
Chrissy: Eddie I am your-
Eddie: she’s tiny, but she’ll kick your ass
TW:ED
Headcanon Eddie always feeding Chrissy everything he orders but in a non forceful way like “Baby, you have to try this slice of pizza it’s the best slice of pizza I’ve ever had in my life” and her eating it because he gets so happy every time she eats
Soft Eddissy Gang Headcanons I need to be real
Eddie and Chrissy always being okay with max coming to Eddie’s and crashing their dates because she spends most of her time at home alone
Eddie and Chrissy taking the kids to the movies all the time
Eddie and Chrissy’s relationship being the role model for the kids
“I just want to meet my own Chrissy, Ed”
“You will man”
Chrissy being in charge of the groupchat and always making plans for everyone
“It’s important to stick together, we’re family”
Max, El, Nancy, Robin, and Chrissy having sleepovers and talking about their relationship problems
Everyone always asking Chrissy for advice since Eddie and her get along so well
“It’s about compromise, understanding each other and being calm in the face of frustration”
The boys going to Eddie for friendship advice when they get into arguments with each other
Eddie making everyone go on random road trips over summer break
“A rock concert for every state babe, that’s the goal”
The kids calling Eddie and Chrissy mom and dad
Eddie: I’m great at pick up lines
Steve: You suck at pick up lines
Eddie: I do not!
Chrissy: One time you asked me, “Are you a parking ticket?”
Eddie: CAUSE YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU
Insp
Chrissy and Eddie with their daughter Stevie
Okay but can we agree that it’s completely canon that Eddissy will have a girl first and she’ll be wild and untamed like Eddie with her moms eyes and dad’s curls and then they’ll have a son who has his dad’s grin but his mom’s shyness asdfghjkl