Me : Ooh, let me try a different oil mixture. My hair : If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Now I’m dry.
Me : All these chemicals I can’t even pronounce might not be good for my hair, let me dry an all natural, homemade organic conditioner. My hair : Ew, this is too healthy for me. I won’t be as soft as you expected.
Me : *tries new hairstyle* My hair : Didn’t I just say if it ain’t broke don’t fix it? *hairstyle flops*
Me : So much build up, let me use a Sulphate shampoo. My hair : Ouch. Too many chemicals!! Great, now you’ve stripped all my natural oils.
Me : *Co-washes to preserve natural oils* My hair : How you not gon clean me right? Now I’m going to embarrass you with dandruff.
Me : I want to make sure I detangle thoroughly. This brush should do. My hair : Is that so? *single stand knots* Now look what you did.
Me : Maybe you’re right, Fluffy. If it ain’t broke, why fix it? My hair : While you were doing the usual routine I got bored so I tangled up. Me : *rolls eyes* My hair : Don’t act like you haven’t been itching to detangle me.