Seraphim!Reader: *sneaking into Eden with Lucifer to see the new creation hes raving about* "So where is he?"
Past!Lucifer: "Oh he should be somewhere in here! Sometimes its hard to find him." *Leading the way.*
Seraphim!Reader: *Following him and looking around like ????* "He must be small then."
Eden!Adam: *Moving under some low branches just appearing behind them silently, staring down at them*
Seraphim!Reader: *Feels eyes on em and turns around having 47 heart attacks, wings are all flared up as they nearly die* "Whoah! Damn!"
Past!Lucifer: *turns back cause his friend sounded like they was dying, and then brightly smiles* "Oh there he is! Y/n! This is Adam!"
Eden!Adam: *just tilting his head at both of the seraphims, giving an akward little wave as he smiles softly, just standing at his full hieght which is damn near 10ft and just SWOL for no reason but handsome aesthetic.*
Seraphim!Reader: *Clutching their chest staring wide eye at the MASSIVE ass man infront of him and then immediately shaking Lucifer by his shoulders* "I dont know what the hell your feeding him, But he is TOO DAMN BIG!!!"
Past!Lucifer: *getting whiplash for real* "I dont feed him! He feeds himself!"
Seraphim!Reader: "Well regulate what he eats! I shouldn't feel like a baked bean beside him!!!!!" *Just flustered cause they weren't expecting to be dwarf next to the UNIT, Heaven made Adam to be.*
Eden!Adam: *Snickering cause the little angels are funny, and cute, like little birds.*
