I don't think i posted about this
I might've but i don't rember
Basically i thought, "what if every child he has adopted was his biological child"
Except for Ranboo, tubbo, foolish, Jaiden, and slime XD
That would be way way too many XD
Also, i feel like 95% of them were just unnaturally spawned because there's no way they're naturally having that many XD
And of course Za stays a bit longer then in the og timeline, but she still has to leave for her goddess of death duty
In order:
Philza
Martyn
Brunim
Impulse
Wildcat
Technoblade
Wimblr (c!)
Cellbit
Bagi
Baghera
Tommy
Rosie (that one pink sheep phil found in the dsmp)
Chayanne
Tallulah
Sunny (literally just because he took care of her once, ngl, i kinda wanna replace her with Tubbo X'D)
Luffy (the eye fella from purgatory)
At some point i shall draw them
Oh and the reason Impulse and Wildcat are there is because i have them as Techno's brothers
Also, what if bust your kneecaps but with Bdubs as Johnny and Impulse as the pov and Martyn and/or Brunim as uncle Roco/Rocko














