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Edgreedling Project Hail Mary au HEAR ME OUT
So, Eridians as Xerxians, okay? And Xerxians, in this case, are humanoid creatures resembling certain mineral types. Greed the Xerxian is made of, what Ling the human roughly translates as, diamond; Greed's partner back home—whom he yearns for with an uncharacteristic softness—is made of gold, Ling also translates. Ling dubs the name that Greed spits out as Edward, from a movie that they'd been watching together. As Ling and Greed bond more and more, Ling notices increased statements of the nature of Edward would like you. Ling thinks, if he likes Greed this much, then maybe he would like Edward too like Greed says.
Please please tell me you see the vision PLEASE
Yandere Greedling who sees Ed and goes, “Gold??? Badass??? Smart??? Must own???”
(Ling had a little crush on Ed before and Greed thought he was interesting and when they merged they feelings multiplied and then there was the trip in the woods and they really never stood a chance)
And they both want to own things that are interesting and unique too right? So Ed with his Xerxian heritage, genius-level intellect, battle and alchemic skills?
Oh they want him BAD
Any Greed x Ling fic recs?
OHHHH I LOVE THIS QUESTION THANK YOU ANON
Gotta start out strong with The Hungry Ghost of You and Long Live the Emperor by the amazing Ammoth @moth-time and magpiedragon @themagpiealchemist!!! so lucky to call these guys mutuals their writing is SO FIRE PLEASE READ THESE THEY REWIRED MY BRAINNN! (both fics are rated T)
Another by Ammoth, Buyer's Remorse; Return to Sender (rated T). It's one of the shorter ones on this list at 2.8K words, but it sticks in my mind... I'm a sucker for Greed getting hurt and Ling freaking out about it.
all the king's horses & all the king's men (couldn't put me back together again) by Coshledak (rated T). it's a post-canon fic and i can't express how much i like it. it's everything i could want out of a post-canon greed/ling fic. truly one of the best!!
What is marriage, really, when you get down to it? by Buffintruder @buffintruder (rated G) is another one of my favorites !! This fic is from dec 2019 but they have a lot of other stuff for a LARGE variety of fandoms, definitely check out their ao3! Anyway, this one is great. The prose is snappy, the dialogue is funny, and the concept is hilarious. It's also part of a series, which you can find here!
Possession by cyalid (rated T) is a post-promised day Greed/Lan Fan/Ling Yao fic. If you're not crazy about lingfan or poly ships you could absolutely skip this one, but I recommend giving it a shot ! I don't like lingfan or greedlingfan that much (she deserves better /hj) but this fic just made it work for me, so props for that.
The Transitive Property by worldsokayestdragon @worldsokayestdragon (rated G) is an Ed/Greed/Ling fic set during the greed team camping trip. It was posted relatively recently (may 2024) and it's another really funny one! It's established edling and you can imagine how well that goes when Greed finds out.
Going to cap things off with The Helpless, Selfish, One of a Kind by Anonymous (rated M), another Ed/Greed/Ling fic. The concept is fairly simple, being a roommate/housemate au, but the vibes??? The vibes are Impeccable. Greed and Ed's backgrounds are not really delved into in the text but the Implications are so good👌. There's a charm to the setting too, despite it not being described in that much detail.
Watching the Show Fanfic FMAB
@anastasian-dreamer suggested writing a big rambling post about the FMAB watches the future Au to get it off my chest and for me to offer people to send asks. You want a scene/me to explain how i’d handle something? Send it it!
So how would this go?
First the background:
First: Edward is a trans man. He's known from childhood. We dont have transphobia in Amestris or in this world. Envy is genderfluid and Father is literal shadows in a human form. Gender makes zero sense to them and they don't allow bigotry they'd be affected by.
We’re going to give them testosterone but Ed isn't on it because 1) he doesn't want to take it while Al is in the armour (and that is a frequent discussion) and 2) he's not sure if he wants to. He's a fairly androgynous person and he is small chested. He’s one of the lucky assholes who have very light periods (Winry hates him for it) and its alright. He doesn't want to take it also because a part of him wants kids and he’s nervous it will lower his chances. He also knows adoption is still there so he is a bit torn. I honestly just want to explore this concept.
Second: this is also a soulmate AU. I'm thinking there are multiple types of soulmates: paternal/child, platonic, romantic and enemies.
Now, you're born with the paternal ones (and the parent gets their when the child is born) but the others happen later. You are five when you get your platonic and romantic; then you’re ten when you get the enemy one.
Ed and Al are both born with a red salamander on their shoulders and the flamel Izumi has on her chest. I've read a few ‘your own mark is on your chest’ so we’re going with that. These marks tend to be something that can define you. Edward has the alchemy sign for human on his chest and Al has the helmet of his armour.
Hohenheim tries not to let it play on his mind.
When they turn five, Edward gets a sword and the ouroboros on his arm, while Al gets a kunai.
The boys both get a silver gear which is Winry for platonic to. (how can they tell? Vibes. Literal vibes)
When they're ten, Ed is so confused why they get more ouroboros marks. But he's busy with the transmutation. So big deal. We all know how that ends.
But Ed also is surprised when he gets a mark when he’s eleven.
( “It kind of looks like the head of a long-haired dog?”
“It does. Weird.”)
Ling gets the sign for human and the ouroboros. As well he gains a silver blade for a friend (Lan Fan), the child mark of a long haired dog, and the enemy tattoos of ouroboros along with some family. (he also gains the panda friend mark of the heiress to the Chang family)
Greed has a sword and the sign for human, along with markings for all his Chimera buddies and the long haired dog for a child.
Three: Roy starts off being very nervous about the kids. He sees Al and knows its his soul son. He would keep it quiet if he didn't know that his soulmate Maes would spill the beans. He tells the boys. Edward is so angry that of course it's his fuck up that defines his brother.
Roy and Ed keep the antagonism but it’s just their thing. They're like that. Al gets to have a cat that stays with Roy.
Also: three way bonds like Roy, Hughes and Gracia aren't uncommon. However due to the need for alchemists in the East Roy is based there. He has a house and makes trips bi weekly to see his soulmates. They also make trips bi weekly so they basically see each other each week.
Four: Various countries have different views on Soulmateds. Amestris believes that while there is a bond its a choice in the end. You don’t need to marry/befriend/whatever your bond is. While about 90% of the time it does happen, there's then 10% everyone knows.
Xing fully believes in them and soulmarks are a great honour. There's been a few times clans will join together as an heir will find their partner in another, making an iron clad bond. Soul children are precious and enemies are the utmost awfulness.
Five: I’m tossing in a few OCs. One is named Amelia Cross. My original story for her is she is the brother’s elder sister from Hohenheim having a one night stand years ago. Theres a whole plot. But for here she's simply the Alchemist that helped make the soldiers into human chimeras before she quit the military. (and was let go because she did human transmutation)
The other is Amelia’s soul daughter Elaine who is a chimera herself and Ishvalan. Its a whole thing.
Lets go to the start.
Now: I think this story would start right after Tucker makes Nina into a Chimera but before the boys see her.
And I kinda want to keep to my theme of ‘ah yes everyone sees it’ cause I can. How does this happen? Alchemy. A bunch of stones (some dropped by Hohenheim, some in the ground from Father) bonded together. An alchemist in the region was doing human transmutation to bring back their wife, the stones hijacked it (the alchemist lost their heart) and Truth went: you know why not. (does it make sense? No but I'm keeping it)
So everyone in the world is watching now. And we don't start with the brothers.
We start with Slave 23, speaking to the dwarf in the flask. We follow him as he walks to Xing, as he walks the world. We follow him to Trisha and the boys. We see him put pieces together and realize what happened to Xerxes will happen again. Of course we don't actually know YET. As far as anyone can tell he found signs of the Dwarf and went hunting.
There's also the drama of Ling seeing the marks on Ed and Mei also seeing hers on Al. And like every other reaction to. (the Homunculi are fucking baffled that this kid somehow got a mark for one of them. Hohenheim is freaking out)
We watch as he leaves. Then we cut to the boys fighting the Freezing Alchemist.
Now 2003 FMA is really good at the build up so i'll probably borrow from them but I like the freezer beginning. So that's going on. And of course we learn Roy is the parental soulmate, and its all cute…
And then we learn of the Taboo.
I 100% think Bradley makes a bullshit claim he knew and decided since a CHILD was willing to join the military and all their trauma he let it slide. Its on the radio.
Its all ‘aww poor little meow meows’ kind of stuff. Ed and Al hate it, go to Tucker and FUCK NINA?
Course since Ed’s child mark is shown he claims its destiny. Ed kicks his ass, and then Nina gets to go to grandpa Roy’s place while Amelia gets contacted by one of the soldiers who is a chimera.
Which side note: when that happens on screen Ling is busy discussing how to murder Tucker with Lan Fan and Fu (and his clan cause that is their heir’s daughter) while Greed and the others are heading to kick some ass.
But after the freezing alchemist we get more flashbacks to the boys in the first few years of military, and then so on.
Themes of the story:
-A theme there is the discussion of family. I really want the idea of family to play a huge part in this because Al and Ed’s story revolves around their relationship. So a lot of focus is on this. But also I would explore rejecting family.
Greed rejects his ‘siblings’. The boys reject Hohenheim because he isn't a bad person but he sure is a bad father (and yes he is. I saw one post defending it but lets be real, abandoning your family is abandoning them no matter what.) Ling rejects some of his siblings.
Family is important but it’s family of choice that matters. You can choose your family and many choose their blood family but they also reject it.
-Romance is the next theme, and exploring what its like to have romantic soulmates. Like I really want some drama since Edward has been raised knowing he doesn't need to be with his romantics mixed with Greed ‘its all mine’ and Ling ‘destiny bound us’. Like they choose to be together of course but its a thing.
We have the themes of FMA though included.
Other notes:
-I do know Ed keeps alchemy and both his automail parts. Not sure how but he does.
-Mei throws herself into finding out how to free her soulmate.
-Mei and Xao Mei both arrive with Ling due to the alliance and that they are platonics.
-I want to keep Ling being possessed but also I think Father actually is weirdly interested in the soul bond? I think his attempts at being perfect isn't just about like being a god but also being better then humans. And here is a being he's made having a soulmate. Two in fact. And a soul child! He's very invested. So he somehow has it that they can share the bond like they do in canon? I dunno. I'd need to work on it.
-Amelia is killed by Scar and it sparks a large subplot because her romantic is actually Kimblee. She visits him every year on his birthday and he's allowed out to her funeral where Elaine is. Amelia and Elaine had a falling out after some stuff but Elaine is pretty messed up. Elaine is also Kimblee’s soul child. Also Elaine is Winry’s romantic soulmate. Its a mess.
-I kinda think Ling having Ed as his soulmate puts him right at the top for heirs because ‘ah son of the Sage’ kind of thing mixed in with ‘the other soulmate is immortal’
-Mrs. Bradley is actually in the know because Pride has her mark as a friend and Wrath couldn't lie to her. They never told Father until after the reveal of Greed’s soulmates but yeah she got told early on. She is subtly talking them away from the plans but it's slow going. (I kinda would want to set up Wrath in Greed’s place as a sacrifice)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga Rating: T
Despite the hour and the weather, humans bustled about the glorified pit stop, clogging the sidewalks as they shuttled between trains and cars and hotels. It took Greed and his crew until they got to the edge of town before they found an inn with any vacancy, and even then, they only just managed to snag the last two rooms, sparing everyone from the bloody massacre Greed was prepared to unleash if they'd been forced to spend just one more night camping.
Team Greed gets a break from the elements, Ed and GreeLing share a room, and oh my god, there was only one bed.
@blueberryquestionmark and I are two shitposts in a trenchcoat, we're writing an EdLing College-Roommates AU where Greed owns a queer club and somehow accidentally adopts first Ling and then Ed and has to play matchmaker to his two idiot gay prodigies. Anyway, here's Ed meeting his roommates for the first time omg they were roommates