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Mew Aoi: I’M GONNA ASK YOU THIS ONE TIME... WHERE IS ANZU?!
Hime Azumi: Yeah. I’ll do you one better. WHO’S ANZU?!
Mew Ichigo: I’ll do you one better! WHY IS ANZU?!
[Episode 3.7 The Runaway. After leaving a shop, Toph hands Aang and Sokka each a bar of chocolate.]
Toph: There you go, free munchies.
Aang: Flamey-O, Toph!
Sokka: Did you just steal this?
Toph: Course I did. They should be paying me to eat this shit.
Sokka: Wow, free choco. Mmm, tasty.
Toph: The secret ingredient is crime.
[Inspired by Peep Show 2.4 University Challenge]
Varian: Jumping out of a helicopter is extremely dangerous. One out of five people don't make it to the ground.
Kate: Where do they go?
Varian: Wha-
Kate: Where do those people go. I want to know.
GUIL: (Flips a coin.)
ROS: Cats.
GUIL: Would you? (Flips a coin.)
ROS: Cats.
(Repeat.)
Cats. (He looks up at GUIL — embarrassed laugh.) Getting a bit of a bore, isn't it?
“The law of averages, if I have got this right, means that if six cats were thrown up in the air for long enough they would land on their tails about as often as they would land on their paws”
— Guildenstern (loving cats too much)
Chuck to the Swaingels: How do three angels not have $800 between them?
B: They're-
M: The economy is in shambles