#edmcmayonnaise

[alltimefail]

OMG LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY FROM MY DEAR FRIEND @edmcmayonnaise!!!!!

I am going absolutely nuts over this, just overflowing with joy!!!! The back says, "I wouldn't want to be dead with anybody else," too!! 🥹 It's so beautiful, brb I'm just weeping this is so cuteeeeeee thank you, Eds!!!

[dbdakindy]

who are all the kids' favorite teachers? :3

This is a really great question!

Niko and Charles love Miss Jenny.

Edwin and Crystal love Miss Nurse.

Monty loves Mr Mick.

and Thomas... loves his Papu.

[gameo-archive]

George Rexstrew for DBD Fans

From Erin (edlington) . Connect with your favorite stars.

From the wonderful @edmcmayonnaise, creator of the Gameoden chart that is saving my sanity.

"Jayden, I fell down the stairs and broke my foot because I missed the step when I was scrolling Instragram and got distracted by a picture of you holding a cute baby fox. I just needed you to know this because it made me laugh so hard to this day. My foot is fine, by the way. And also I am Team Edwin now."

"For you and George (but mostly George because I'm now Team Edwin), a hypothetical: would you rather be a cat in Port Townsend with the Cat King as your boss, work in the Afterlife Department with the Night Nurse as your boss, or work for Tragic Mick at his shop stocking potentially dangerous magical items?"

Featuring some important safety advice:

G: Get off your phone when you are--

J: Stop scrolling when you're walking up or down stairs.

G: Flat is fine (He demonstrates with his hand) But if it's up (now both are demonstrating) or doon [down] it's a nooo [no] from ewws [us]. Booo! [Bye!]

Transcript and the dangerous Instagram picture under the cut:

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J: So this a request from Erin to yourself. So, let’s see what you have to say. I mean, I’ve read the first bit already, so—I will try not to laugh. “Jayden, I—I fell down the stairs and broke my foot because I missed a step when I was scrolling Instagram and got distracted by a picture of you holding a cute baby fox.” Erin!

G: Oh my gosh!

J: I mean—I know the picture you’re on about but I cannot believe. T-t-t-that was never the intention of the photo, was to, y’know, have people breaking—breaking bones. “I just needed you to know this because it made me laugh so hard to this day.” Okay, that makes me feel better for laughing.

G: [???]

J: “My foot is fine by the way.” Very glad that your foot is fine. “And also I am Team Edwin now.” Well, I guess I’ll let Edwin take over, uh, uh, the rest then. But in all seriousness I’m glad your foot’s better and I’m very sorry that that photo caused such a, a catastrophe.

G: “For you and George—” but mainly George because I’m now team Edwin—“Would you rather be—“

J: I’m going now.

G: Get that fire exit door.

J: I’ll move!

G: “Would you rather be a cat Port Townsend with the Cat King—in Port Townsend with the Cat King as your boss, work in the After Life Department with the Night Nurse as your boss, or work for Tragic Mick at his shop stocking potentially dangerous magical items?” I already know which one you’re going to pick, I think.

J: Which one am I going to pick? Go on!

G: The Tragic Mick one.

J: Yeah! Exactly! Because, w-why? Because that was the best set and also I love Michael Beach who plays Tragic Mick and honestly I think if you were to work there, I think he would just let you do whatever. He’s so chill—

G: Well, he wants to go back in the water, doesn’t he?

J: Well, yeah, Mick, can I go out and go get some lunch?

J&G: Ayup.

G: And then, if he does go back in the water, you’ve inherited a whole magic store, and that—

J: And I’ll sell it for millions and millions and millions.

G: Yeah. I think I’d want to be a cat. “Are you REALLY a cat?”

J: “Are you REALLY?”

G: “Pull yourself together.” That’s a Maggie Smith story. Um, I think I’d be a cat just because, yes the Cat King is technically your own boss—his own—hm?—[funny noise]—um, technically the Cat King would be the boss but cats really do what they want, don’t they?

J: Yeah.

G: Um, and it’s the Cat King—and you’d live near the sea wouldn’t you?

J: [nodding, laughing]

G: Sooo there’s lots of water to swim in. Thank you for a great question, Erin. Take care. Please look after your foot and get off your phone when you are—

J: Stop scrolling when you’re walking up or down stairs.

G: Flat is fine.

J: Yeah.

G: But if it’s up, or doown, it’s a noo from uus. Boo!

[gameo-archive]

"Gameo time again-- a message originally just for my favorite discord server, but in these times all #DeadBoyDetectives fans deserve to hear what George has to say about the power of fandom. (1 & 2)

#SaveDeadBoyDetectives"

[atariakana]

Hi! Let’s do this! How about 1 and 31 for the 36 Questions?

yay! thank you for the ask <3

Who's your favorite character?

it honestly changes, but right now i'm on a big edwin kick. looking at images of him makes me feel like ☀️🌈✨☺️💕🥰

31. When did you first watch the show?

in may of 2024, about 2 weeks after it came out! it was #3 on netflix in my country that day, and i was like oh yeah, i wanted to watch that...i binged it in two days and well, here we are, over a year later 😅

questions are from here!

[iammissdistress]

I really hope you will watch Down Low-- I went in blind and was expecting to hate it and I've watched it three times now. It is campy, yes, but it is more than that. And Lukas co-wrote it!

yeah i know pretty much nothing about this movie, but i will give it a try!

[addictsitter]

We can cry together about Kili... actually about nearly all of them (but especially him and Fili). :( The tone of The Hobbit is so lighthearted and then you remember that by the beginning of The Fellowship of the Ring most of them have already perished. D:

I know. :( It's just heartbreaking.

Especially with Fili and Kili. :(

[addictsitter]

edmcmayonnaise replied to your post: oh god NOW I’M SAD BECAUSE FILI AND KILI AND WHAT...

Every time I think about it am reduced to ugly tears. D: Not Kili and Fili! Nooo…

I KNOW

I have managed to avoid crying so far, but I doubt that'll last much longer.