#edrym

[keks-dnd-rants]

Some NPCs as John Mulaney quotes

Joseph:

Maelyss:

Edrym:

Xavril:

Johnny:

Craig:

Lonán:

Dometrius:

[keks-dnd-rants]

Xelia: Good night, Toshi. [she tucks in Toshi]

Toshi: [hiss]

Xelia: Good night, Edrym. [she tucks in Edrym]

Edrym: What the fuck?

Johnny: Don't you dare!

Xelia: Good night, Johnny.

(Xelia tucks in Johnny, he tries to kick her)

[keks-dnd-rants]

Johnny: [tries to hide in a closet to avoid the head on his desk]

Tiril: Does he know, that's were we keep the bodies for later?

Edrym: I think he's figuring that out right now.

Johnny: [muffled screams]

[keks-dnd-rants]

Johnny: What do you do, when someone tries to steal a holy artefact?

Edrym: Call the authorities.

Johnny: We ARE the authorities!