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Basta: I either get women with my humor or a cloth and chloroform.

Maid: Haha, you're so funny!

Basta: Good choice!

Saoli: My tummy is aching.

Hayopi: It's because your stomach is empty.

Saoli: Is that why your head is always aching?

Fenoglio: Elinor gave me a 'get better soon' card.

Rosenquarz: Well, that's sweet.

Fenoglio: I wasn't sick. She just thought I could do better.

Piper: Firefox holds the opinion that I don't respect his personal space enough.

Piper: At least that's what it says in his diary.

police officer: You're arrested.

Basta: Why?

police officer: You've been carrying six people on your motorcycle!

Basta: Six?!

police officer: Yes!

Basta: Oh shit, we've lost Flatnose!

Flatnose: My tummy is aching.

Cockerell: It's because your stomach is empty.

Flatnose: Is that way your head is always aching?

*during spot check on the traffic*

police man: Okay, I won't take a look into your trunk, or did you kidnap someone?

Basta: Of course!

police man: *laughs*

Basta: *laughs*

man in Basta's trunk: *laughs*

#source: jodel