Stuff about my DnD World

Character Interactions/Incorrect Quotes, World Building, Story Rants, Characterizations, and maybe Art?

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Okay... So...

My best friend is simping for an OC of mine (Johnny).

Another really good friend is simping for Johnny.

And now a mutual of another friend is simping for him as well.

HELLO?!

Does this mean I did something right? Or something wrong?

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How 'bout some Past-Johnny

19y.o. Johnny/ High class criminal Johnny

Watch out for your kneecaps!

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Xelia: Good night, Toshi. [she tucks in Toshi]

Toshi: [hiss]

Xelia: Good night, Edrym. [she tucks in Edrym]

Edrym: What the fuck?

Johnny: Don't you dare!

Xelia: Good night, Johnny.

(Xelia tucks in Johnny, he tries to kick her)

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Recently I told one of my best friends Johnny's backstory and all she said was:

"C-can I give him a hug? Actually no, can I take him for a spa day. Just him. Noone else is allowed. Actually, no, make it a month. Johnny needs a break. Man, I feel really bad for him now."

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The session this weekend went GREAT!

Johnny had a cameo, one player got a bag of holding but it's actually just a regular backpack AND a talking mecha-bird that is either a transmitter used to communicate with Johnny or it has a soundboard with sentences Johnny recorded and the bird/Johnny is constantly roasting the player and everyone loves it!

One player couldn't stop daydreaming about the campaign the day after, we had a lot of fun.

They even started an hourly countdown 12 hours before it started.

I'm so happy that for the first time in a long time everything went great again, everyone had fun and they're all excited for the next session! I'm so blessed!

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I'm bored, here's a pic of Johnny

Pissed, angry, didn't shave, messy hair, (probably drinking his 5th triple espresso with whiskey at 9 am because he's so done with everyone's shit) and sleep deprived

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The first session of a campaign is starting next weekend and with my bad time management I didn't think of how it starts!

Part of the party is actually supposed to meet up with Johnny, he then transports them back in time because he's fed up with them (classic Johnny) and they wake up in a desert where they meet the other part of the party. But one player asked me if he could get an introduction while he's playing bad music in a tavern, and how does that fit in????

Easy: Johnny got promoted and is celebrating this in Jim's tavern, and later gives the whole tavern a free round (because he's in a great mood, and probably already drunk)

And then he starts to recruit the missing characters, bad performance bard and another player, telling them if they show up tomorrow he'll give them stuff he already bought for people who won't show up (the former characters of those players, they switched from last campaign)

I guess that'll be a good start for the campaign because

1.) Classic Tavern beginning

2.) Bard player get's his special introduction

3.) The other player wanted to interact with Johnny at least once (told her a bit about him from another campaign and she really likes him)

4.) I can keep the time travel story line and don't need to come up with a new one

5.) Drunk Johnny

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Some NPCs as John Mulaney quotes

Joseph:

Maelyss:

Edrym:

Xavril:

Johnny:

Craig:

Lonán:

Dometrius:

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Johnny: [tries to hide in a closet to avoid the head on his desk]

Tiril: Does he know, that's were we keep the bodies for later?

Edrym: I think he's figuring that out right now.

Johnny: [muffled screams]

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Me, at the beginning of the campaign: Johnny used to have anger issues, but that's long over now.

The Players: [annoy Johnny, don't take him seriously, make fun of him, threaten him]

Me: Nevermind.

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Tumblr will probably destroy the quality but here’s Dometrius!

Character information:

Name: Dometrius Blundell Age: 33 years old Height: 6′0/182cm Weight: 167lbs/76kg Race: Half Elf/Half Aasimar

Background story under the cut! (It’s a bit long, but Dom is a major character so he got a long backstory. And I can’t keep it short ^^’)

Bio: Dometrius was born into a rich family as an only child. At the age of 9 he met Johnny (Gionata back then) and Dometrius helped him steal food for his family. But the moment his parents found out that Dometrius is spending time with a poor child and helps him with crimes, he wasn’t allowed to meet him anymore. 

Dometrius spend the next years at home getting home schooled, not allowed to leave the house anymore. 10 years later after finishing home school, he was allowed to leave the house again and met Gionata a second time. They started to grow closer again, yet both changed a lot throughout the years, resulting in them developing some kind of hate-love-relationship. Dometrius had fun teasing Gionata who had immense trouble controlling his anger, what Dometrius used to his benefit and amusement. 

After his parents found out Dometrius was falling back into his old behaviour, he was supposed to get disowned, yet Dometrius didn’t want to play their games anymore and made them disappear, inheriting all the fortune. With this he tried to help Gionata getting out of his miserable life, yet he refused. After Dometrius understood in what kind of trouble Gionata was, he tried to help him get out of it, but later realized Gionata might never get out of his hell until his mother was dead. So Dometrius manipulated Gionata and used his anger issues to get him to kill his mother. Then helped him and his sister to run away from home. 

Dometrius later got a tuition to visit Ahnford University, but knew Gionata (who changed his name to Johnny) would love to study there as well, so he pulled some strings and let one of the sponsors discover Johnny’s Talent. Both started to study at Ahnford university, and shared some courses, yet Dometrius found out that something was wrong with the university and tried to get Johnny to join him in his plan to use holy artefacts to unravel the corruption. Both got into huge trouble and Johnny backed out, yet Dometrius didn’t want to stop and kept searching in private. 

A few months later Dometrius got caught, locked up and forced to experience the corruption first hand, he got tortured and used for genetic experiments. After another few years he was able to break free with the help of a pact he made with a demon. He later found out Johnny snitched on him, and told the authorities what Dometrius was trying to do. 

After a bit of research, Dometrius  also found out that Johnny is now working for the same corrupt University, but probably not knowing, what is actually going on. Currently Dometrius is trying to collect the holy artefacts again, this time with the help of the demon, and is intending to use them to destroy the whole facility that is responsible for the corruption.

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Me: whoah! It would be a great idea to use Kirby Soundtracks as battle music! Kirby Soundtracks are awesome!

Kirby Soundtrack: *creepy chuckles and laughs out of nowhere*

Me:

Me: Cool gimmick but yo wtf

Kirby Soundtrack: *sudden break in music and death screams*

Me:

Me: Ok look...

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Xelia: Wait, what about Johnny? Can he handle decapitation?

Tiril: Yes, don't worry. Johnny loves heads.

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Okay, so, I wrote the very first encounter for the villain and he's such an asshole but I love him. My players will either hate him to death, or love him forever.

His very first words to the party are "Found it? ;)" in a note and later the first conversation they will have in person is him stealing the artefact they're supposed to get, then calls them how they will be called when they succeed with their quest and then he corrects himself and later insults the party.

"Finally, I'm meeting the famous Guardians in person. Though, wait. You're not famous yet. And you're not even called Guardians yet. That's a terrible name by the way. Doesn't fit you at all. You know, because you just failed in protecting the only thing you were supposed to guard. Disgraceful, isn't it?"

Soon I'll show you, how he looks! (Won't be his character info though, just a regular drawing)

I love Dometrius so much. (Which is not good, I shouldn't feel attached, I'll only get sad)

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Litav: How to become as successful as me at dating in only 3 simple steps!

Litav: Step 1: physically pick up person in question.

Litav: Step 2:

Litav: Step 3: RUN!

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Johnny: What do you do, when someone tries to steal a holy artefact?

Edrym: Call the authorities.

Johnny: We ARE the authorities!

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Forgot to mention:

Some player characters will also appear now and then since we had a few sessions already. I asked for permission to post stuff with them. They will be tagged as "[Name] (player's character)"

For now, the ones in the Anarchy Campaign:

Xelia Heppincællaghyngorşkia, Tiefling: Edrym's assistant. A bit savvy and always down for shenanigans. Takes care of everyone but also jokes around a lot.

Tiril Grimstad, human: Johnny's assistant. Rather quiet but also really caring. Makes sure to stop fights before they happen. Currently she's not sure how she should feel about Johnny's work.

Toshi, Yuan-Ti Pureblood: Friends with Edrym, though he currently feels betrayed. Doesn't trust anyone, especially Johnny, but starts to trust Tiril. Done with everyone's shit (except for Tiril).

Edit: Forgot forgot to mention:

Xelia, Tiril and Toshi are on a quest with Edrym (supportive) and Johnny's actually the one who told them to do the quest, but the players thought that Johnny just send them because he didn't want to do it himself, so they dragged him along. Now they have an overpowered artificer with them who randomly disappears during fights, and pops up again as soon as they finished their fight.