hh!Lukey's breakdown (dimension traveler)
transcript under cut :3
Lukey: Lilith, you might just be my favorite and biggest cheerleader, and- I'm-I'm so grateful for you Lilith, in an overly-cheerful voice: Yeah! You know what, I love helping guys get girlfriends! (Yeah) Lukey, in an anime voice: *laughs* Thanks Lilith! You're a- Lilith, in a more over-the-top cheery anime voice: You're welcome! You can do it! Lukey Lukey he's a guy- if he dies lonely... oh... (oh.. oh)
Lukey, interrupting, in his normal/slightly sadder tone: All the time. (pft) Lukey, in a more distraught tone, holding back laughter: I need to escape Lilith– (laughing) the matrix. (The matrix..!) I need to get out- I need to get home Lilith, normal voice, laughing: You need to take the blue pill, but you'll be sad and lonely (no)– or the red pill, and it's fake 100 wives on a yacht. (pfft)
Lukey, lore mode but also trying not to laugh: I choose to remember every time. (hehehehehee–) Okay? And with every– with every experience I-I gain knowledge of a– of new worlds and new ventriloquists- Li- Okay? Lukey, louder: And I grow a little bit– (tries not to laugh) stronger every time! Lilith, breathless from laughing: Wh-at??
Lukey: Lilith, I remember the code! (mutual laughter) The password to the door Lilith! (mutes) Chat help me out what's the password? (unmutes) I'm not crazy okay?! They all c-all me crazy but I'm not!
Lilith, who started this conversation saying she had to go since she needed to piss: Talking to this man I'm going to pee my pa-ants bro–Lukey, maniacal atp: 4-5-6 3-8-1... 456381, 453-66381– it's the escape Lilith *laughs* it's the esca– Lilith: Yup, yeep, I– I g- I gotta go (Lukey heaving for breath from laughing) Look it was fun talkin– let's drink sometime... yeahp... Lukey, normal voiceish: Goodbye Lilith! It has been a pleasure, have a great night (Bye bye, I'll probably be on tommorow, bye...) Okay I'll see you later... (anime voice again fml) Goodbye Lilith...
Lilith, doing a backflip: And remember (and remember..?) Lilith... loves ya! (reference to her ign LilithLuvsYa) (Aww) (both laugh as Lilith logs off) Bye!
Artea: What is this fever dream? Lukey, anime voice back again just to fuck me specifically over: aah.. Lumi? [what an ending x,D] H-how do we escape... [LMAOOOO] hahahahow do we get out of here. *Lukey misclicks his spells and fires off a firework at Lumi, who makes the minecraft cat damage sound.*
Lukey, defensive/distraught/surprised??: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to shoot you like that. [DO YOU WANT AWARP (sic) SCROLL] I- I have a warp stone! [warp to the house] ...But once I use it, I fear it might be over. [main warp xD] Main warp– okay, okay guys- *Lumi starts to use her own warp stone, summoning the particles before stopping* Waa- oh my god..
Artea: You can do it! Lukey: I'll- it's been an honor. (looking at them respectively) Hazel... Artea... and Lumi. But I have- I have to go. My- my people need me... It's been an honor. I enjoyed–
*Lumi misclicks and sends a magical dragon breath attack, causing Lukey to pop his totem of undying* AAAAAA-
Lukey, back to lore: I enjoyed every moment... apart from that like, past 3 seconds, that was like specifically painful, but like it's okay I can look past that it's okay- "[IM SORRY]"? No, it's so chill, it's like I have a shotgun anyway don't worry I'll-I'll-I'll let it slide just this once ok goodbye guys- don't go bald- *warps to the house and disconnects*