#effie rambles

[alisoncooper]

there should be a knives out movie for every season. like. knives out is for autumn. glass onion is for summer. there ought to be a spring and winter movies. benoit blanc solves a murder in a christmas jumper. there's an extended metaphor around coming into bloom and rebirth. they're trapped in a cabin in a snowstorm and there's a murderer among them. someone's hayfever medicine is the key to everything. what's not clicking

[foerchen]

Because there is no great way to reblog @pkmn-lillie ’s tag without also reblogging my looooong wall of text:

This had me giggle so hard, my boss came over to check on me, thinking the word formatting had finally driven me insane. 🫠

I had to scramble to close the tab where I have secretly been writing the 4th chapter lmao

Guys, it was a close call.

Anyways, back to work. I just wanted to share this with you.

Because I can eheheheh 😁🫶🏼

PS: I would like an applause for having 3/5 chapters written already, please and thank you. My goal (unless my boss finds out 💀) is to post them daily!

PPS: Shameless plug: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67534596/chapters/174541636

PPPS: LOOK AT MY AWESOME NEW NIGHTWING HOODIE! 🥹🙏🏻

[alisoncooper]

thank god for return to paradise. i love my off-putting, generally unlikable yet charming autistic detective with incredible bone structure and her emotional support waistcoat

[alisoncooper]

would you still love me if i was a mealworm*

*not a true worm

[alisoncooper]

so anyway isn't it insane that havers was promoted to a major and had outranked cap and yet, when cap was in trouble and dying, havers still ran to him and called him 'sir' because his love and respect for the captain overruled ranks and military hierarchy, even in front of other officers who were already openly judging and ridiculing the captain's position

[alisoncooper]

big day for annoying people* (me**)

*ben willbond is gonna be in the new series of death in paradise

**his tits look fat in the promo photo

[alisoncooper]

at this point, they’re in buckingham palace hooking the queen’s nipples up to car batteries in an attempt to reanimate her

[alisoncooper]

i think benoit blanc is daniel craig’s compensation for not being able to be overtly fruity or kiss ben whishaw in any of the james bond films. and as such, i also think ben whishaw should get to be in knives out 3