#egg blogging

[composeregg]

Honestly in awe of the first one. Second one just me

[cyberneticlagomorph]

SHE'S HERE

BABY HERE

SHE'S SO SMOL YOU GUYS

[thetigerisariver]

I bought Sriracha, but only to put on eggs I take as snacks to work.

[reverend-spines]

Egg enjoying her evening bath!

[cyberneticlagomorph]

In my quest to knit the spiderling some baby clothes I knitted a giant sock and I refuse to leave it

I live here now

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Me: Checks on my egg

Baby daughter inside egg: yawns

Me immediately:

[cyberneticlagomorph]

The strilonde in my house: we can't wait until the new kid hatches, we're going to teach them how to swear.

As if Angie doesn't already have that covered

[cyberneticlagomorph]

JUST REALIZED I'M TOO SICK TO KISS MY EGG THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC