#egg daddy

[pleasantstarfishnerd]

Eggman probably deliberately encourages sibling rivalry and turns his bots against one another to increase competition. He figures that they'll work harder to please him if they're busy competing with each other. More competition = Superior results.

The egg especially liked comparing Metal and Sage to his other creations to make them jealous. He likes seeing them fight amongst each other for his affection.

[asokatanos]

@resistancepilots did it again

[pleasantstarfishnerd]

Can you Imagine the intense psychological thumbscrews eggman puts his robot "children" through? Eggman moving goalposts to always keep them trying to earn his affection.

[waluigiapologist]

saw an amazing bumper sticker today

[porpoisemaster]

Hope it's a bit better this post. Here's egg dad as OP egg

[porpoisemaster]

Still don't know how Tumblr or Reddit work so sorry

[porpoisemaster]

Idk wtf I'm doing, don't hurt me I'm Ryan.

[chibieoushelvetica]

(Credit to quote/idea creator)

HAPPY EGG DADDY DAY! #4: New Year’s Entry! Starting the new year with: Mollie Sparkling Grape Juice ASTRO kink talk: (Jin-Jin & MJ = Daddy kinks) (Eunwoo & Rocky = Master kinks) FUCKING VERNON RUINING MY LIFE

#5: My Life In Pixels  Pink- Perfect Day Yellow- Good Day Purple- Eh Day Blue- Sad Day Green- Stressed/Busy Day Orangey Red- Angry Day

Pictures: Vernon from Seventeen, Kyungsoo “Egg Daddy Squish” from EXO

Entry: 4 & 5

Month: Dec. And January

-T