#egg's rants

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I'm ngl, if you're an artist and draw your f/o, then I think it'd be fun to refer to them as your muse :3c

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Watched HL2VRAI and I've gotta say I love whatever Alyx has become

She's nonverbal (awesome), has big black eyes (awesome), smiles as a... yes? as a reaction to whatever someone says to her? (awesome), and my favourite part has to be when she just randomly starts walking slowly out of nowhere and responds to cat noises (the pspsp thing)

Like she has to be doing the slow walk to ragebait Gordon Freeman because there's no way it isn't for that. It's just so hilarious and my favourite thing ever xD I loved just spotting her in the background slowly scooting around LMFAO

I like the idea of her knowing she's pissing of Gordon just by existing (being nonverbal) so she just further pisses him off because why not, she might as well have some fun with it

Also weird of her to know where to lead Gordon?? She doesn't even know them she's a stranger so why does she know where the lab is????

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who's your overwatch main. stares at you

This is really funny because I got this ask right after I reblogged a bunch of my mains

ANYWAYS, CURRENTLY,

Absolute Mains / Favs (in order):

Echo, Soldier 76, Doomfist (haven't played dps doom but I feel like he would've been more fun), Genji (loved playing him ever since I first tried him out <2)

Some other dps's I play: Sojourn & Shion (mostly because of movement, wouldn't pick Shion for anything else rlly)

Other Tank I Play When I Wanna Do Good And Am In Hell™:

Ramattra (and today I had to play Mauga today save me)

Supports:

Wuyang (my name is eggsrBLUE and I make my whole thing abt water, ofc I play him), Kiriko (good af at healing) & Lifeweaver (if my team dgaf about me or any of my callouts)

Obviously all subject to change because I'm REALLY new to the game but Echo & Doom r my absolute favs <3 and also Wuyang since they're my highest lvls :3

BONUS:

Weston's (my co-host) mains too because I've forced him to get into it:

Orisa, Venture, Hanzo, Emre (in that order)

He LOVESSSS Orisa & Venture (gameplay AND character wise :33)

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me the moment I found out you could date the Militsioner

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I know this is all personal opinion (at least with Benny and a couple other characters) but how can you guys see characters like these and make them pale white

don't you guys wanna at least match their skin tone... just a little bit

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ykw it would be really funny if Chell from Portal just appeared in hl2vrai for no reason whatsoever 😭

Or even if she just appeared for a milisecond then disappeared never to be seen again LMAO

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I wanna put Gordon Feetman in Interloper just to see how he'd react

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OH MY GOD WHAT IF DR COOMER WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHO ALEX WAS. BECAUSE HE SAW THE GAME TRANSFORM AND IS AWARE OF HOW THE GAME CHANGED OVERTIME OR SOMETHING

WHAT IF HE KNOWS WHO ALYX IS!!!!!!!!!!