Attention, citizens of the Eggpire, father has some very important news for you
We recommend you listen
IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! TODAY IS THE EGGPIRE'S 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! THATS RIGHT 1 YEAR AGO TODAY I MADE THIS BLOG AND ITS GROWN SO BIG!!
AND I SAID "WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!" SO WE'RE DOING AN ANNIVERSARY EVENT ON TUMBLR DOT COM! ALL OF TUMBLR! YOU ARENT READY FOR THIS! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE TAKEN OVER, BY GUESS WHAT? SAGE? METAL? RELEASE THE VIRUS!!
THAT'S RIGHT! STEEL SHEEN! ALL MACHINE! NO FLESH! LOOK AT THAT! THE METAL VIRUS IS BACK!
EXCEPT WE DIDNT STOP THERE, WE HAD TO DO MORE! WE'VE REDECORATED THE BLOG!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT MAMA!? WE'VE GOT A NEW LOOK!
YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED TO REBLOG THIS! NOW GO PING YOUR FRIENDS AND ROBOTICIZE THEM WITH THE VIRUS!
@mamarobotnikoffical @ametalsonic @themetallicoverlord @sagerobotnik @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @gaster-wd @theultimateshadow @twilight-princess-link-official @ang3l-ocean @totallynotmimic1-m2 @orbot-and-cubot @tailsbot98761 @ilovefruitymen @trans-girl-weird @illuminating-dawn @hekate-offical @deciduousfuckhead @evil-bread-offical @eeeevilwizardwhomstdoesthings @silliest-friendliest-clown @kitsunamiiii @peepawsonic @adjdhsue @pineato1 @ireland-offical @jeff-the-evil-wizard @raddest-highway @dutifullynervouscloud @cats-are-gods @hdeahd @do-not-you-dare @ink-sans0fficial @doodlethehedgie @some-kind-of-horrid-gremlin @nameless-vessel @gizmo9133 @silly0dd-creature @sans-the-skeleconch @percyjacksonenthusiast @optimus-prime-offical and EVERYONE ELSE I DIDNT MENTION, BY THE DEVIL FROM THE BIBLE THERE’S A LOT OF YOU!!! Thank you for following this dumb little blog of mine i made at a whim, it means the world to me!
And special shoutouts to the first 10 followers of the Eggpire: @xhais @crowsarttrove @myparkispleasant @not-the-bees-again @helpmemiku @stormcloud3 @that1guy2 @sirpladtheregretful @nerdwholikesnerdythings and @odysseusandorpheus
I may not be the best at remembering names, especially with how many of you there are, but i'll never forget how grateful I am that this silly little blog I made on a whim has brought a little something into your lives! Thank you so much for being here!
Honestly my whole journey here so far has reminded me of one Technoblade quote, i wont share the whole quote since its a long one about Skyblock but i will share what's stuck with me and i think should stick with all of you:
"No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come."
I hope you all continue to live your lives as the proudest you that you can be!
And remember! If some random girl on the internet can get 200+ people to smile because she's passionate about who she is then there's no doubt in my mind you can make someone smile the same way too!
mr eggman, it seems a lot has been going on w you and talking about trans stuff, what did i miss?!
im a trans woman and im just sitting and wommaningg
iunno whats happining
sorry if this is an annoying thing to ask mr ivo
I reblogged a post about the recent mass suspensions of transfem accounts and someone's being pissy aboht the fact im recognizing it as a problem for trans men as well and the community as a whole
Y'know, because that one poem abiut the nazis i cant remember off the head? About how the fist came for this group then the next group and then another and then when they get to you no ones left
