#eggocrew

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Paultin: Listen kid-

Nat: {Please, call me Nat.}

Paultin: I’d really rather not.

Paultin: If I named you, I could get attached.

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Dice, Camera, Action: The Eggo(TM) Crew!

A sketch of the mini waffle crew.

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Squiddly: Miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. I’m shooting everything. I’m laying down cover fire. I’m shooting the walls. I’m shooting my teammates. I’m shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% y’all just don’t know what I’m aiming at

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Paultin: I wanna get drunk and cry about how useless I am.

Squiddly: But-

Squiddly: But you already did that yesterday

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Paultin, standing in front of a sign: There’s only one thing worse than a rapist

Paultin pulls of the paper over the word “rapist” to reveal the world “child”: Boom

Diath: A child

Paultin, holding Squiddly, Nat, and Jenks in his arms: No

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Paultin: *gestures to Nat* What’s with this sassy… lost child?

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Diath, looking at the crew: *sigh* I was too busy worrying about the actual kids that I forgot about my stupid grown up kids

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Evelyn: You all missed a valuable lesson about the dangers of cliques.

Nat: {What’s a clique?}

Evelyn: It’s when a group of people hang out together.

Jenks: oh, you mean like having friends?

Evelyn: No, these people make fun of other people.

Squiddly: Oh, you mean like having friends?