Feb 23, 2017
Roxy: You're judging me.
Eggsy: I'm not. It's just riding a bike is a pretty basic skill.
Roxy: Is it though?
Eggsy: I think that most kids learn how to ride a bike.
Roxy: Yes, well, most kids also get head lice. Sorry if the opportunity never presented itself.
#roxy morton#eggsy unwin#kingsman#kingsman chats#mine#kingsman: tss#Kingsman: The Secret Service#roxwin#roxy#eggsy#unwin#morton#roxanne morton#gary unwin#roxwin brotp#eggsy roxy brotp#my secret kink is roxy being able to disable a satellite in space but not do simple everyday things like#riding a bike or#making her bed#like things that aren't necessary#she can do laundry and she can fly a plane but she can't whistle