Aug 11, 2020
(661): the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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(661): the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Reggsy - Fandom Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roxy Morton | Lancelot & Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Roxy Morton | Lancelot/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Roxy Morton, Eggsy Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Fluff, Day Dreaming, Smut, Little bit of smut, Oral Sex, Implied Oral Sex, Tongues, Reggsy - Freeform, roxwin - Freeform Summary:
Eggsy’s good with his tongue. His ability comes back to bite him.
reminder that I'm reggsy trash and only the good lord can judge me bye have a nice day.
more spy poetry shenanigans here: (part1)
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Because @elletromil, @anarchycox, and @notbrogues got me on this Harry/Roxy, and Harry/Roxy/Eggsy hype train.
Eggsy and Roxy both have a crush on Harry. In order to solve this dilemma they make a deal. It goes sideways.
Man, Roxy can fly a plane, do her own laundry, and speak multiple languages, but she can’t whistle for shit. It’s genetic or something, hereditary, and it drives her absolutely crazy that her best friend’s four year old little sister expunges little to no effort for this basic skill that gives her so much pain
If he’s feeling cheeky, Eggsy will rub it in her face by using whistles as nonverbal signals during missions, and sometimes, instead of telling her to fuck off when she’s keeping him from his work, Merlin whistles the national anthem at her until she leaves with a huff
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roxy Morton | Lancelot & Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Roxy Morton | Lancelot/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Reggsy, Roxwin Characters: Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy (Kingsman), Michelle Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad, Merlin (Kingsman), Roxy Morton, Agent Whiskey, Ginger Ale, Agent Tequilia, champ - Character, JB, JB (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Romance, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Cute, Humor, Love, Children, A bit of sadness, little bit sad, Character Death Summary:
Roxy and Eggsy experience a lifetime of happiness. Slight AU as it follows some Golden Circle events. Can be seen as sequel/continuation of my previous Kingsman fic.
Eggsy: Listen, I don't have a lot to my name right now but I do have one thing.
Roxy: Self respect?
Eggsy: No.
Roxy: You're judging me.
Eggsy: I'm not. It's just riding a bike is a pretty basic skill.
Roxy: Is it though?
Eggsy: I think that most kids learn how to ride a bike.
Roxy: Yes, well, most kids also get head lice. Sorry if the opportunity never presented itself.