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[sirserpentine]

Gets down on one knee.

"My suave historical gentleman, for many days and many nights you have evaded me, like Cinderella and her prince... it is with this in mind I say, will you marry me?"

"Yeah, Boss! I think that's really good, I bet he'd say yes!" Frank said with a roaring round of applause. He admired the colourful ring-pop, and pat Valentino's knee. Good job, Boss!

And then, he pointed towards the wall and Pentious' handsome, wonderful portrait.

"Boss is dead, though!"

[sirserpentine]

Frog... what is your biggest secret

Ask the eggs!

[sirserpentine]

"Which of the eggs likes me the most?" 👀🦌🔪

Ask the eggs!

"I like you, Boss!" said Frank.

"Me too! I would kiss you," sang Freddy Mercury.

"Us three!" continued Francis and Felix.

"Blarhgrhghablarghh," added Frog.

"You are a beautiful man," said Fred, shyly.

Fitz didn't know how to properly speak, but her sparkling eyes held adoration for one of her bosses. She held up her tiny hands in hopes of being lifted.

"Aaaaah," she squealed. "Aaaaah---up!"

[sirserpentine]

//My question is for Fred! If he could go anywhere with his buddy Fat Nuggets, where would he go?

Ask the eggs!

"Ooooh!" The little egg clamoured. This was a nice question!

"Mr Nuggets is my friend and I would go to the Cannibal Town with him because no one would eat us there and the nice Red Dress Lady gives out candy. I could open the wrapper for Mr Nuggets because I have um, I have thumbs. I'd like that. I like Mr Nuggets."

[sirserpentine]

//My question is for Frank: why do you think that bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government?

"This guy wearing a barrel said it on the street; he also taught me that a person called Jeebus Shrist is coming back soon and we should all prepare for it."