Dec 2, 2014
Dear knee,
I would like to thank you for your contribution to my life. You have been there during my bad times and during my good times. You have been there for me to lean on when I am standing.
I don't know whether you were jealous of my buttocks or not, but I am deeply offended by the subluxation you bestowed on me while I was sitting.
I hope you forgive me for the profanities I spat at you after your cap separated from your main body, however, you have to understand that it pained me, and shall continue to pain me.
I hope your understand my reasons for wanting to sever our relationship. You betrayed me, and I may never forgive you again.
Yours Painfully, The Brain Attached To The Body