#ehmagerd

[394rvhn]

CGI Animated Short Film HD: "The Ocean Maker Short Film" by Lucas Martel...

[sekaiiswrong]

Ok but can we talk about episode 3 of ikesen?

[demonartis]

IM GOING TO THE US !

yes its true , your local demon is getting shipped out

[wabisabilyfe]

you: I'm so sleepy

me: sleep next to me

you: there won't be any sleeping then

me: oh shit really?

you: yesss

me: omg!

[wabisabilyfe]

Understanding that sometimes, when people tell you that they are too busy to see you, they really mean it. Their lives are simply changing in a way that may mean you will not be able to be as close or see each other as frequently as was once the case.

Chelsea Fagan, 24 Painful Things You Must Do to Grow Up

[malenymag]

Me: Mom do you know what to do when you encounter a mountain lion? Mom: No. Me: You're supposed to open your arms wide and- Mom: say "I need a hug"?

[the-moonzilla]

The One with Fingers

Me: [replaying the same video over and over again]

Him: What're you doin'?

Me: Having eyes feast on each of them, ya know, savouring their every single details. [sudden squeal] See that?! Ehmagerd, the lip bitings! [swoon] And that finger porn! Oh yum.

Him: ............I find your finger fetish is quite, peculiar.

Me: [scoff] it's called fetish, it is supposed to be peculiar.

Him: Ah, point taken. But what is it exactly that makes you, [wriggling his fingers on my face] having this excessive fondness on this particular body part?

Me: [devour his pretty fingers in my mouth]

Him: YAA! [pushing my head] [unlatching his fingers]

Me: No particular reason. Some guy apparently just have those pretty fingers that's begging to be sucked, ya know.

Him: [wiping his wet fingers to my pjs] But you bit me!

Me: That's because your fingers are not pretty enough. [shrugging]

Him: Then I won't bite you anymore!

Me: [whining] YOU DO HAVE PRETTY FINGERS PLEASE BITE ME

[wabisabilyfe]

whatsapping with my boss nbd