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it's not easy to express the inexpressible. enjoy the roasted moon, fresh from the oven!

[drunk-werewolf]

[a-really-good-lawyer-abandoned]

Text Posts: Matt Is Tiredᵀᴹ edition

[mattmurdeaux]

Cocky, confident Matt is TOP TIER Matt. This man has taunted an angry Punisher and called him 'unhinged' to his face whilst chained to a chimney, goaded Fisk about Vanessa never coming back right to his face, taunted a chain-sickle wielding Nobu about how he needs to earn his respect, and triggered Bullseye/Dex about Julie before fighting him. Now he's taunting a Hulk about whooping his ass.

The audacity. The temerity. The chutzpah. Not everyone is as sexy (and as dumb) as him to be literally just a guy with sticks but still have the balls to be this confident. I love him.

[archivedjuice]

i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)

[libbyframe]

Cat witch party

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

[woolieshubris]

[loth-catgirl]

[beardedmrbean]

[everythingfox]

This must be what the inside of a snow globe looks like

[crplpunkklavier]

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

[brucebocchi]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[fishareglorious]

I love this post so much

[undead-puppetry]

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[comradeclodius]

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

[curse-you]

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

[teaboot]

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[frodo-sam]

[always-ascending]

Airplane!