Tumblr put a content label on my post over some pink strawberries so I had to copy the request This was requested from @b1rd-0f-w4r “I saw requests are open so I'm here :D Can we request original ocs of yours? Then it would be pretty fun for the 2 elves to *try* to teach reader their language, to a foreign reader that knows nothing about their language.. Language barriers are pretty fun to write ^^”
Masterlist, original characters masterlist, yandere!elf (Sigurd) character profile, yandere!elf (Eilif) character profile
You were huddled up underneath a blanket against the wall. You had tried to great as much space as possible from the two elves and you. Even though the bed was quite large, it didn’t seem enough. The elf closest to you tilted his head as his eyes racked over your form. He was the most mischievous one, and while the other was more dangerous in terms of magic and all that, Sigurd was the one you feared the most. And with good reason.
“I’m bored!” Sigurd whined as he threw his head back, causing his long blond hair to fall from his shoulders in rivers of liquid gold. He never seemed to be able to sit still and his restlessness only caused you unease.
The other elf only scoffed and rolled his eyes. In his hands were a thick tome filled with poetry. The words on the covers were totally unintelligible. Eilif’s green-yellow eyes flickered to yours. Their intensity sending a shiver down your spine. He sighed loudly before he resumed his reading.
Eilif’s disinterest in Sigurd boredom only made him more whiny as he dramatically collapsed over your blanket. “He is ignoring me again… Can you believe that?” his tail flickered playfully behind him. “But you will entertain me, won’t you?” sky blue eyes looked up at you pleadingly.
“Stop harassing her. She can’t stand your presence anymore than what I do” the black haired man snapped.
Sigurd didn’t seem to get hurt by his words and only tugged on your blanket. “Aren’t you humans supposed to be kind?”
“Can you please leave me alone….?” your voice was meeker than what you would have liked, but knowing what kind of bullshit Sigurd could suddenly do was too much a risk to act out. He might look a lot friendlier than Eilif, but he was so much more sinister.
“Agh! You are no fun!” he rolled over onto his back with his face facing Eilif’s book. A sudden lightbulb seemed to have ticked off in his sick head and he suddenly sat up. Eilif grumbled at his sudden movements, but Sigurd couldn’t care less. “Oh I have an idea!” he tore the book from Eilif’s hands before he waved it in front of you. A whine popped out of Eilif’s forehead and you were sure he would strangle the man.
“Why don’t we teach our lovely little human some of our language?” the blond elf chimed. To your surprise a small smile formed on Eilif’s lips at the idea.
“Now that’s not a bad idea… I can’t remember the last time you had an idea this good.”
“Hey! That’s rude!”
“Ehh… I’m not so sure tha—”
“Oh don’t be a killjoy sweetheart!” Sigurd interrupted you as he ripped your blanket off as he forced your legs down from where they had been shielding you. “We always try our best to understand human culture, so it’s only fair you try to understand ours!” You didn’t say that the had literally kidnapped you against your will and their way of understanding human culture was not exactly something you had ever asked for.
You tried to show him off you, but he didn’t budge.
“We should start with something easy” Eilif was suddenly at your side, blocking your route to escape. “Hmm… Oh how about this: we can teach you basic greetings first.”
“That’s boring.”
“Shut up.” “Can you try to say: ‘Hello my name is [Name]?’” the language he spoke in was beautiful and melodic. You had heard them speak the elvish language before, especially when they were discussing matters concerning you.
You blinked at him with big eyes. It didn’t seem to difficult. “Okay… Uhm… ‘Hello me name is [Name].’”
“Hmm not quite, but good job!” the black haired elf gave your head a gentle pat as if you were his pet (which wasn’t too far from the truth).
“Boring!” Sigurd pressed his hand on Eilif’s face and pushed him away earning him a hiss from the man.
“Do that again and I will bite your hand off” Eilif’s lips were drawn back in a sneer, revealing his long and sharp fangs.
“Ooooh scary…” Sigurd held his hands up in a mocking expression. “‘You look extremely handsome.’ Can you say that?” his grin obnoxious.
You hesitated, but upon seeing no visible reaction from Eilif — the more sensible of the due — you decided to try. “‘You… lock extreme handsome?’”
“No, ‘you look extremely handsome.’”
“‘You look extremely handsome.’”
“Yay! You did it!” Sigurd leaned forward and gave your cheek a big wet smooch. “You are a natural!”
“So… what does it mean?”
“You look extremely handsome!”
“Oh.” Of course you should have seen that coming.
“‘I love you.’ Can you say that?” Eilif’s expression was serious and his deep voice a bit lower.
Your gaze flickered from the two of them. They were both staring at you with emotions you didn’t want to try and understand. “‘I love you…’” something didn’t feel right as the words fell from your lips. You had a suspicion of the words meaning, but you didn’t want to say it out loud.
Yandere loser (Adrain) x reader, yandere water elf/ Nøkken (Eilif) x reader, yandere botanist/ florist (Oliver ) x reader, yandere elf/ Huldra (Sigurd) x reader, yandere surgeon (Ulrik) x reader (all separate)
I’m on my period rn so I thought this was fitting.
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Warnings: female reader,
Adrian/ yandere loser
He has no experience with periods other than his mum. He did do it rather well in biology, so he isn’t that oblivious. He is however not prepared whatsoever.
When your period first starts he is in a constant state of panic. He is frantically googling both symptoms and solutions. He wants to be the best boyfriend ever and he is not going to do so half hearted.
He will buy lots of period products, way more than you need. When you tell him you don’t need that much he will get visibly embarrassed. He stocks up on chocolate and other snacks and he baked you cookies.
He is all over you, clinging to you like a koala. You play video games together and watch Studio Ghibli movies. He will make sure you are as comfortable as possible, he is very a bit awkward but he means well.
Eilif/ yandere water elf (Nøkken)
Eilif is not a human so periods are rather foreign to him. Despite him being well over 1500 years, he has never really dealt with periods (but he hasn’t been oblivious to its existence).
He dedicates his nights to study the female body through his large collection of books. He will get his hands on some menstrual products as he cannot have his precious darling bleed through her garments.
He will make you some medicine from various plants and herbs, a recipe that has been perfected throughout centuries.
He is worried about you at first. Even if he has read about periods, it is something else seeing it. Eilif is not squeamish by any means (he does after all eat humans from time to time), but the scent of your blood worries him. He knows it’s natural, but he thinks it’s unfair that human women have to suffer so much and not the men. He has met more men throughout his long life, than what you could ever imagine and the majority of them has been disgusting. As a male he makes it his duty to make your menstruation as comfortable as possible. You deserve no less.
Oliver/ yandere botanist/ florist
Oliver has two sisters so periods are something he is quite familiar with.
He already has plenty of pads and tampons way before you start your period (it’s important to be prepared). He bakes you whatever you might crave and he has snacks ready before you even ask.
He will gift you beautiful flower bouquets and the plushie you have been eyeing for a while. Oliver will make you take painkillers if you are cramping a she cannot stand to see you in pain.
If you don’t have any energy and your cramps are bad, he will make you stay at home. He can take care of you and besides missing work for a day isn’t too bad is it? He is a big cuddler so expect to be wrapped into a blanket burrito that may or may not restrict your movement.
Sigurd/ yandere elf (Huldra)
Sigurd has been with a handful of human women, so he has experience with periods (though he left the women for the mostly to themselves as he didn’t really have any feelings for them).
You however are someone he cares very deeply about. He does some research about periods in village library. He reads through old and new texts till he has enough information to be able to take proper care of you.
He is new to showing romantic affection towards a loved one, but given his confident attitude he doesn’t struggle too much.
He will cuddle with you without your asking (you know he can never say no to holding you). He will prepped your face with kisses as you lay in foster position with horrible cramps. He will never get over how adorable you are! You are so weak and compliant, it truly makes his heart ache with love. He won’t help you with your cramps, other than giving you some medicine (god knows where he got it from) and talk your ear off. His endless yapping does help you get your mind on something else, so you won’t complain too much.
Ulrik/ yandere surgeon
Ulrik is a doctor so periods is something he is knowledgeable about. With his photographic memory he will remember all details about your period and he will do his best to meet your needs to the best of his ability.
He is rather strict and will have to take painkillers even if you don’t want to. You are to rest in bed if you have cramps. He is rather overbearing, but you don’t have the heart to say no to him. Not when he is so sweet towards you (totally not his intention…).
If you ask him nicely, he will give in and give you some of the food you are craving. Other than that he will cook you food that is both nutritious and delicious.
He has stacked up on all different kinds of menstrual products (obviously only the best brands). If you feel extra cuddly, he won’t ever say no to cuddles. Your cramps feel a little bit better as you snuggle underneath a blanket with a heating pad and Ulrik’s arms wrapped around you.
