It's Spring now! Is love in the air? Are there any couples that need to get their act together?
Oh hon, I could go on and on about all the repression in this town.
Zarina Kay likes to pretend her relationship with Roger Radcliffe is purely friends with benefits, but no friends I’ve ever seen look at each other like that.
Speaking of friends who should get their act together, Taran Dallben and Eilonwy Llyr have been dancing around each other for ages. Both deny having any feelings, but everyone who spends more than five minutes with each of them knows that Eilonwy can’t shut up about Taran. Taran’s not as talkative, but he’s been awfully defensive lately concerning questions about his love life (or lack thereof).
I’ve also noticed Violet Parr and Tony Rydinger giving each other looks, but have they done anything about it? Of course not! My god, people.
I’m pretty sure everyone knows about the James Hook/Tina Bell dog and pony show. Dear lord, have you ever seen such a dramatic duo? Either get it on or swear each other off, but stop torturing yourselves and each other.
Megan Creon apparently kissed her ex, Patrick Patterson, despite having a hunk like Henrik Hera on her arm. Honey, if you don’t want him I know plenty of people that do!
Hayden Bodaway and Persephone Kore have been seen together more than once. Could there be something there? Time will tell, but I’m definitely paying attention.
There are a few others that have been inching toward that line, and I’ll keep y’all updated if anything happens (looking at you, Flynn Rider, Rachel Corona, Zach Casper, Fawn Forrest, Jack Skellington, and Sally Finkelstein).
Thankfully there are some couples that know what they’re doing. Ella Fontaine and Henri Charmant are absolutely adorable together, as are Anna Larson and Kristoff Bjorgman. Meanwhile, Ellie and Carl Fredricksen are out here being marriage goals. Good for you, kiddos. Keep up the sickly sweetness and show the rest of these idiots how it’s done.