#einar talks

[einar-was-taken]

I love my wife so mu– *pauses* Wait what do you mean it's doomed?

WHAT DO YOU ME–

[paramortality]

Am I Supposed to do Something?

(rare Einar spirituality context yap under the cut)

Note: Minor Hazbin Hotel Lyric Spoilers at the End

I've been a practicing heathen for many years now, in or out of the broom closet. But finding a God to work with just for me was an uphill battle for close to 20 years. In general, I'm an Omnist, and will work with almost any entity within reason as a Seer/Seiðmann to help others (for divination, spell work, answer questions the inexperienced may not know how to find for themselves yet, etc). But my work with Oðinn is incredibly recent; He'd only chosen to pick me up by the scruff within the last couple years.

Getting used to having a god to lean on and work with at all is a Herculean shift at best. I am a lifelong member of Trauma Response teams Fawn and Freeze. I'm used to hitting the ground hard and having to get through things alone. Especially grief and low survivability stretches. That comfort of a presence at my back and learning to trust it and turn to it has not been something I've constantly had.

What's even harder for me is actually opening up and saying when I need help or advice. I forget almost every day to an extent I can and that's part of why Óðinn placed himself as my patron deity. I feel like I already need so much help on a day to day basis that it feels selfish to ask for help even further from him and not on someone else's behalf.

I'm learning. But the dynamic still rhymes with a shelter dog who hasn't quite figured out it's in its forever home yet.

And a section of lyrics from Hazbin Hotel captured that perfectly, and in much shorter words.

Dear Dad, tell me what you would have done.

Too bad that I'm not your braver son.

Why did I have to be picked to lead.

Wish that I could be

Anybody else.

I'm supposed to do something.

Am I?

Am I supposed to do something?

Do I run?

Do I dare?

Can I grant

My own prayer?

Get a grip?

Grow a pair?

[einar-was-taken]

"It depends on the road markings; there are arrows painted on the road, so "left" doesn't always mean left, and "right" doesn't always mean right."

SO WHAT IS THERE A RIGHT IN LEFT? LEFT IN RIOUGHT? SIR. YOU'RE CONFUSING MY ATHLETES– MY STUDENTS. I'VE ALREADY DRAWN IT. WHAT IT SAYS YOU MUST ANSWER IT. ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SAY "TWO PLUS TWO IS EQUAL TO FOUR." "ERM.. WHAT IF ITS 3 THEN ITS GONNA BE FIVE." OF COURSE.

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"Yes Sir." Ok bro I'm taking off your jeans with my teeth

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Einar is happy Amaze Amaze Amaze

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Uh oh.. Gabe just asked me how babies or ehh how he was born. How do I say this in innocent terms?...

@shadowsancsofficial help me please-

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Cats or dogs

Dogs! I had one back when I was in middle school. Named him Brownie 😭

[einar-was-taken]

Hi I'm Einar, I once was in V.I.L.E. but thank the gods team red beat the living shit out of me to realize they're shit.