Blog Intro!!! :3
(September 2025 edition)
Ho there, friend! I'm Paramortality!
You're welcome to pick one of the 3 names above, but most people know me as Bone Dad!
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There's a whole lot to unpack about me, but I'll save that for the actual socializing! Let me tell you a lil what I do, tho!
I'm your dose of Daily Paramortem! If it's about dead shit, I'll probably be vibrating a normal amount to tell you about it. For instance...
I pyrograph bones! Very real, and a lil hazardous!
I do this professionally, though I'm stepping away from taking customs for a good while. I do occasionally have adoptables up for sale. :3 I love finding ones that need restoration and a lil extra love. The more I need to repair and embalm, the better.
As shown above, I am indeed a pagan and necromancer! Dispelling the big issues now: I will not dig up your dead relatives or pull the unsolicited medium act on you. Necromancy as I practice it largely revolves around spirit communication and osteomancy (divination via bones) and is extremely draining. I certainly don't offer it for free nevermind without being asked. But I'll happily explain what I do when prompted! Curiosity and destigmatizing the occult are wonderful things!
Those two lads on my shoulder aren't just props! They're my best boys and play a big part in my personal practice! They're my friends, my wards, my teaching assistants, and my familiars!
As for the Norse part, I'll keep it short: I firmly believe in keeping the ALL in Allfather, as well. You ever see those right wing Mjรถlnir wearing crazies and folkists and odinists? Yeah I'm not with them screw that. I won't preach or yap supremacy or favouritism between รsir and Vanir. I'm just a lil guy who wants to practice by himself and occasionally teach the fundamentals of witchcraft. I'll enlighten people about Norse mythology and language upon request, but never with an intent to convert. Any and all religious talk with me is a matter of intellectual discussion and education.
Lastly but perhaps most notably, I'm an artist! That was a title I hesitated to use for years. I actually quit art for a decade until I finally found my Crypt Kiddos. My found family really pushed me to rediscover my love of art, and I owe the happiest days of my life to them for it. If you've seen my art, it's almost definitely from the Veilguard fandom. You may have seen my orange cat bastard, Laird Ingellvar, at some point! Always harassing his gentleman husband.
The Veilguard fandom has really taken me out of my comfort zone and opened me up. I'm still figuring out a lot between my art style and my work. But I'm just really happy to be around. I've got a lot of wonderful people helping me find all the pieces. ๐
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If you read all this, thanks! Consider giving me a follow if you like memes, music, chaos, fandom, and macabre nonsense. You'll see me repost a LOTTA stuff from my friends. Those are the ones you wanna follow. They're some of the most beautiful and talented people I know. ๐ฅฐ
Asks on literally anything are always open! Shoot me a question about bones, blorbos, or what's wrong with me! ๐ And if you ever need a safe space, Bone Dad's gotcha. ๐
Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Art is ALWAYS political. BLM. Trans Rights are Human Rights. Vaccines do not cause autism. Fund Planned Parenthood. Keep gay marriage and abortions legal. Micro-activism matters. Eat the rich. Fuck AI. Just so we clear where I stand! ๐คโจ Also pineapple belongs on pizza! ๐
