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[einar-was-taken]

Hi I'm Einar, I once was in V.I.L.E. but thank the gods team red beat the living shit out of me to realize they're shit.

[the-ivy-in-it]

im so bored what should I do

[hazy-anika-calloway]

A cartwheel

[the-ivy-in-it]

so i did this.

i fell down the stairs

fell to the kitchen

rolled out the front door

accidentally walked to a baskin robins

bought a lot of chocolate ice cream because i was low on it

rolled out of there

and a dude tried stealing my ice cream

so i fought him

and i won

but while i was fighting him someone took my ice cream because i forgot to fight him with the ice cream in my arms

and he called up his gang to kidnap me

and i was taken to an ice cream factory

and they told me that if they didn’t give me the chocolate ice cream theyd like take my money

turns out the chocolate ice cream was limited edition and they were an ice cream appreciation group that didn’t get to see this specific flavor since 1995

and i bought the rest of them

then some dudes busted the ice cream factory and the anti ice cream gang pulled up and kidnapped me and took me to a dudes house because they didn’t have a proper base

they asked where the ice cream was and lowkey the ice cream savers gang pulled up and handed back the ice cream after saving my ice cream

and then the anti ice cream gang and ice cream savers had a rap battle right

and i snuck outta there

and when i found out my location i was in canada

so it took me like a day to get back

hey guys

[hazy-anika-calloway]

Well...at least you're not bored and visited Canada

By the way, did u meet player there by chance?

[the-ivy-in-it]

their maple syrup was AWESOME I tried some at a nearby diner because i was HUNGRY

I DEVOURED THOSE

also yes i did. i knocked on his window and ran away..

[einar-was-taken]

Did ya save some?...

[einar-was-taken]

MGA KABABAYAN!

*Insert barong and salakot*

[einar-was-taken]

...Whenver–

[boredomtransartist]

*Einar when he was 7 and presenting something to his class. And he's speaking in English with a horrible accent*

Einar: "When I grow up I wanna be a police so I can take out cr–crimina–"

Take 2

Einar: "Whe–When I grow up I want myself to be a police so I can jail criminals–"

Take 4

Einar: "When I grow up I wanna be a police so I can help the crimin– ay.."

Take 6

Einar: "When I grow up I wanna be a solider!–"

Take 10

Einar: "When I grow up I wanna be a criminal."

[einar-was-taken]

Look I wasn't fluent in English back then. And also I was stupid.

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[the-ivy-in-it]

NOTHING NOTHING ITS JUST A SOUND OF ME MAKING SOMETHING THAT YOU DEFINITELY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

i should be asking what YOU are doing

i hear your bed creaking

[red-was-stealing]

I– It's a bit creaky today.. I'll fix it tomorrow.

[the-ivy-in-it]

uh huh… ok…

[red-was-stealing]

You didn't hear anything.

[the-ivy-in-it]

okay… i trust you..

[red-was-stealing]

Yes Ivy. Forget everything about this, alright?

[the-ivy-in-it]

thats a big thing to ask… especially when ut was interrupting my PUB G MOBILE SESSION I WAS ON A ROLL

[einar-was-taken]

Sorry Ivy. Would 50 bucks and an ice cream make you feel better?

[the-ivy-in-it]

actually make it an ice cream bucket and you have my word of not telling anyone…

[einar-was-taken]

There's a bucket?–

OH MY DAYS. THAT FUCKING EXIST??? HOW BIG IS THAT??? I HUH WHA EH!?

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[the-ivy-in-it]

NOTHING NOTHING ITS JUST A SOUND OF ME MAKING SOMETHING THAT YOU DEFINITELY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

i should be asking what YOU are doing

i hear your bed creaking

[red-was-stealing]

I– It's a bit creaky today.. I'll fix it tomorrow.

[the-ivy-in-it]

uh huh… ok…

[red-was-stealing]

You didn't hear anything.

[the-ivy-in-it]

okay… i trust you..

[red-was-stealing]

Yes Ivy. Forget everything about this, alright?

[the-ivy-in-it]

thats a big thing to ask… especially when ut was interrupting my PUB G MOBILE SESSION I WAS ON A ROLL

[einar-was-taken]

Sorry Ivy. Would 50 bucks and an ice cream make you feel better?

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[the-ivy-in-it]

NOTHING NOTHING ITS JUST A SOUND OF ME MAKING SOMETHING THAT YOU DEFINITELY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

i should be asking what YOU are doing

i hear your bed creaking

[red-was-stealing]

I– It's a bit creaky today.. I'll fix it tomorrow.

[the-ivy-in-it]

uh huh… ok…

[red-was-stealing]

You didn't hear anything.

[einar-was-taken]

Your fault you were loud.

[red-was-stealing]

SHUT. UP.

[einar-was-taken]

Bleeeh 😝

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[the-ivy-in-it]

NOTHING NOTHING ITS JUST A SOUND OF ME MAKING SOMETHING THAT YOU DEFINITELY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

i should be asking what YOU are doing

i hear your bed creaking

[red-was-stealing]

I– It's a bit creaky today.. I'll fix it tomorrow.

[the-ivy-in-it]

uh huh… ok…

[red-was-stealing]

You didn't hear anything.

[einar-was-taken]

Your fault you were loud.

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[einar-was-taken]

Good question is. What she didn't do.

[mimingaround]

Mime, what do you think about cleo and dr bellum are doing?

🛏️💞

[the-ivy-in-it]

oh la la love is in the air…. 😗

[einar-was-taken]

🎶 TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD🎶

[mimingaround]

Mime, what do you think about cleo and dr bellum are doing?

🛏️💞

[the-ivy-in-it]

oh la la love is in the air…. 😗

[the-ivy-in-it]

what if… hypothetically… i built a 14x17 inch stainless aluminum steel frame 4K vision flatscreen tv… and im trying to sneak it to my room which is on the second floor… from the garage… any hypothetical suggestions on how i can HYPOTHETICALLY get it up in my room and HYPOTHETICALLY hang it up without making a lot of noise…

[red-was-stealing]

How about you can hypothetically just ask us.

[the-ivy-in-it]

so hypothetically asking how do you feel about me having a hypothetical homemade tv in my room…

and how to i hypothetically get it to my room…

[red-was-stealing]

You just.. hypothetically build the tv in your room–

[the-ivy-in-it]

BUT I ALREADY BUILT IT IN THE GARAGE

AND ALSO THIS TV IS VERY FRAGILE OKAY

ITS GONNA BREAK IF I HYPOTHETICALLY DROP IT

[shadowsancsofficial]

Hypothetically why do you have one.

[red-was-stealing]

Hypothetically dad came back with the milk

[shadowsancsofficial]

Hypothetically I wish your dad did not

[einar-was-taken]

Oop–

[einar-was-taken]

Einar is happy Amaze Amaze Amaze

[shadowsancsofficial]

how many hours of sleep would you say you get each night? With all your kids I can't imagine it's much.

HOURS?

That implies I even get the possibility to sleep over an hour!

Our missions are far too delicate to sleep very long.

Despite this however I do not think my case is very bad... Player has it far worse....

[the-ivy-in-it]

4 wait no.

…

4!

[shadowsancsofficial]

4 what ivy. I would be surprised if that was hours

[the-ivy-in-it]

you don’t wanna know

[shadowsancsofficial]

Ivory.

[the-ivy-in-it]

shh shh… i totally get my… uh 4… uh. hours of sleep. it’s the recommended sleep amount.. right…

[shadowsancsofficial]

Ivory are you lying to my face 😡

[the-ivy-in-it]

nooo…. why would you say that….

[shadowsancsofficial]

Because I am a liar. And I can detect other liars

[the-ivy-in-it]

so like… a liar detector…

im clear right…

i scanned in medbay..

[shadowsancsofficial]

Go to bed.

[the-ivy-in-it]

YOU GO TO BED FIRST MATE

[shadowsancsofficial]

No thank you I'll sleep later. :)

[red-was-stealing]

SLEEP.

[shadowsancsofficial]

I said later I can not sleep when @spiderlilycs-official has not slept first.

[spiderlilycs-official]

Sometimes I just don't wanna sleep you really gotta let go of this

[shadowsancsofficial]

But then what if I sleep and you get memory wiped again this is not practical.

[einar-was-taken]

I'm force feeding you sleep gummies

[shadowsancsofficial]

Play candy crush for us next, pretty please.

Fine. And I am definetly not eager to do this. Because I definetly never played this game.

Whatever.

( @melissatheshowgirl IT WORKED OMG)

[einar-was-taken]

Oh my god. He is Unc status

[einar-was-taken]

"Yes Sir." Ok bro I'm taking off your jeans with my teeth

[red-was-stealing]

WHAT.

[einar-was-taken]

Very targeted 😉