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[the-palmetto-king]

coach david wymack when the foxes do remotely anything

[rainbowsandcoconut]

why is this me

[mangowhispers]

me: *innocently scrolling through a weeb’s tiktok comments*

the comments: 💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪has🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌️rubber⭐and💧gum🍬

[nyarisu]

rate the dick 1-10 stars

Ok so while I immensely enjoyed everyone losing their shit over the video, I think it’s clear from my blog that yesterday evening I was kind of trying to move on. Then I got this message. I got it before logging off tumblr and it HAUNTED me all this time! It made me so nervous!! :)) Like how can I even rate the dickah? WHAT do I rate? Do I go for dimentions? Aesthetics? Performance?? Kind of difficult since I haven’t fucked Till (yet. But I heard it’s good so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

I don’t know if you expected a Serious and Elaborate (tm) answer (you have it above) or a silly one, in which case there you go: I rate it “So what’s the problem / Let’s do it quick”. I have no idea what this means, I’ll let you draw your own conclusions :))

[minimum-wage-commando]

The Traparchist free state official motto: “no leash but our own”

[lostcryptids]

HHH THIS IS SO CUTE so close to buying it... 

[thandiroq]

Character stuff(and things)

Race: Kaldorei Age:  35 Height: 7′9′ Weight: 260lbs Blood Type:  AB+ Eye color:  Silver Hair color:  Snowy White Shoe size: 14 (in modern day men’s sizes) Any scars?: One that still shows, on his chest, over his heart Birthmarks?: N/A

Other Facts

Date of Birth:  March 21st

Favorites

Favorite Color(s): Purple, Blue, Black, Silver Favorite smell(s): Moonberry, Cinnamon, Cured Leather, Pine Favorite sound(s):  Rain, Sabercat’s purring, genuine laughter, bell ringing Your muse’s favorite food?: Steak, potatoes, Mushrooms, Spider Kabobs 

Personality Quirks:

Fear(s): Death of his family and loved ones, Failing his duty to protect Likes: Elune, Adventure, Smiles, Laughing, Teasing those that remind him of his lost siblings Dislikes: Satyrs, Liars, Frost Mages, Undead, People that assume  What makes your muse cry?: Memory of those he lost What makes your muse happy?: The moon, adventure, Dragon Force, Family, Half Cocked Smiles What makes your muse laugh?: His family in Dragon Force, Thalin blushing at anything Lewd, Good-natured ribbing 

A little deeper:

Talent(s): Undulating Pectorals, Seeing in the dark, Ability to adapt Accomplishment(s): Achieving the rank of Champion of Dragon Force, Avenging his family's murder, Moving pass his losses 

A wish they have always wanted: To watch his brother and sister(twins) live a full life and accomplish something amazing An item they hold dear to their heart: N/A Your muse’s catchphrase(s): “I can not lie to or deny you.”  Something about your muse that is different from everyone else: Ability to show mercy even to an enemy, Undulating his pectorals

Does your muse love his/her parents? Why or why not?:  He deeply loves his mother, who is the inspiration for everything that he is. He loved his father almost as much as his mother until the day he killed them all, including Thandiroq, for the sake of power. Thandiroq hated his father up to and including the moment when he finally ended his life.

Does your muse follow a religion? If so, what is it and what are their beliefs?: Elune, Adventure(It’s a religion :P) He wholeheartedly believes in Elune, prayers to hear for guidance and protection. His heart yearns for adventure, seeing new sights and meeting new people that it brings.

What would get your muse to fall in love with someone?: A sign that that someone was interested in them. Wanting a deep emotional tie to him, willing to stand by him even as he shows his faults. Strength to stand beside him in battle and push him to better himself. 

Has your muse ever killed/murdered somebody? Why did they do it and what was their motive?: He’s had to kill numerous people, in self defense. His father has been the only one he had willingly killed without cause or felt remorse for doing. He has never murdered anyone in cold blood. .

Does your muse have a type when it comes to physical attraction?: Someone who is definitely in shape. Eyes full of wonder and life, an amazing smile and enticing smirk.

What does your muse find endearing personality wise?: Humor, intellect, loyalty, humble. What is the most stupidest/illogical thing your muse has done and why did they do it?: He left the comfort of his home in Dragon’s Heart Inn, to visit his family’s grave, without informing any guild member or taking a means to contact them. This led to him being ambushed by a party of Satyrs under his father's lead. He did this when he caused someone to storm out of the Inn after overhearing him relaying that the individual was not the proper type to join them.