#el shitposts

[elis-corner]

the biggest mcr fans are the ones that know they’ll never be the number one fan cause that spot is always reserved for frank iero

[deviltownresident]

reblog if ashes ashes dust to dust the devil's after both of us lay my curses out to rest make a mercy out of me ashes ashes dust to dust tell me i am good enough lay my curses out to rest make a mercy out of-

[witherby]

Oh my god

Jason would do the thing where people toss slices of cheese on a baby's head.

You, crying your eyes out: waa!! Waaahh!!

Jason: oh, perfect time to test my experiment. *Cheeses you*

You, immediately quiet and calm: wa..uh.

And he just laughs cause it worked. You're reaching up to pull the cheese off your face and you're not upset anymore.

[jasonofthepalatine]

free hrt for tyrannoi like to charge reblog to cast

[chonku-blog]

Me: maybe just slurp the bu—

Chat: el has a bug slurping kink???

Me: n

Chat:bug slurping kink

Me:ple

Chat:bu gslurp kin

Chat:slupr bug

[elis-corner]

mikey way created 67 confirmed

[deviltownresident]

shoutout to every song by the amazing devil. gotta be one of my favourite genders

[deviltownresident]

serious question: is elias bouchard just. allergic. to employing straight people. anytime he looks at his employees, he's like "ah yes, i know who we've got here. bi ace man who really shouldn't be in a managerial role, man who will fall in love with his boss who barely talks to him, a lovely young woman who probably isn't straight, a man who fucks with cops of all genders for information, an angry lesbian, an aromantic ex cop, and Daisy Tonner." peter lukas comes in like "have you considered employing some heterosexuals?" and elias just goes "nope"