“𝙸𝚝 𝚐𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜.”
“𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜?”
“𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜. 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜?”
𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙵𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙼𝚂
𝚃𝚘𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚗 (𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕. 𝚝𝚁𝚘𝙿) 𝙳𝙲 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚇-𝙵𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝
𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙲
𝙼𝙲𝚁 (𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜’ 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜) 𝙻𝚂 𝙳𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙱𝚘𝚗 𝙹𝚘𝚟𝚒 𝚁𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 (𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚃𝚘𝚖 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘) 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙾𝚞𝚝 𝙱𝚘𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑!! 𝙸’𝚖 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚜 :𝙳
𝙶𝙸𝙶𝚂: 𝚃𝚘𝚖 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝙿𝚊𝚞𝚕 𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚢, 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛
𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙼𝙴
𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴: 𝙹𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 (𝚘𝚛 𝙴𝚕𝚒) 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚂: 𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝙰𝙶𝙴: 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛.
𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝙿𝚊𝚐𝚎
𝙸 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝙴𝚕𝚒 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙹𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝙴𝚕𝚒 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙹𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚍!
𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚌𝚌: @𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚜-𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍-𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚅𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚌: @𝚑𝚎𝚐3𝚝𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚊𝚜4𝚒𝚗𝚝
𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖.
𝙾𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊: 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙿𝚘𝚎𝚝’𝚜 𝚂𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢, 𝙶𝚒𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚎, 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚜, 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗, 𝙳𝚘𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚆𝚑𝚘, 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛, 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚉𝚎𝚛𝚘, 𝙶𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚙 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚜, 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕
𝙾𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚜, 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚉𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚊, 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗, 𝙽𝚒𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚊, 𝙵𝚘𝚘 𝙵𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝙲𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚊𝚑, 𝚂𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝙾𝚏 𝙰 𝙳𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚒, 𝚅𝚊𝚗 𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗, 𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌! 𝙰𝚝 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘, 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚎, 𝙿𝚊𝚞𝚕 𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚢
𝙷𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚎𝚜: 𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚛, 𝚜𝚎𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚝, 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝, 𝚊𝚛𝚝, 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝙳𝙽𝙸 (𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍)
𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚍, 𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜 (𝚙-𝙾𝙲𝙳 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚣-𝙾𝙲𝙳 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚍), 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 (𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎), 𝚋𝚒𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚜 (𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚊, 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚊, 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚖, 𝚒𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚊, 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚖, 𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚖, 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚐𝚢𝚗𝚢, 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚖, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.), 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒-𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒-𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜, 𝚣𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜.
𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒-𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚗𝚘𝚗-𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎.
𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝙻𝚢𝚗-𝚣 𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚘𝚋 𝙱𝚛𝚢𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕. 𝙸 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙼𝚂𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘.
𝚃𝙰𝙶 𝚂𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼
𝙼𝚄𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝚂: "[𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎] 𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝚗𝚒𝚗" ('𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍' 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚃𝚘𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍) 𝙵𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙼: "𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 [𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐]" (𝚎.𝚐. "𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚌", "𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌", "𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚡𝚏") 𝙸𝚁𝙻 𝙼𝙴: "𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊" 𝙼𝚈 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚁: "<𝟹" 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 "𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝" 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝙼𝙾𝙾𝚃-𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲 𝚃𝙰𝙶𝚂: "𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚗", "𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚜"
"𝚎𝚕 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜", "𝚎𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜", "𝚎𝚕 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜", "𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚎", "𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚎" / "𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛", “𝚎𝚕’𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗”, "𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛", "𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜", "𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜", “𝚎𝚕 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕”, "𝚎𝚕'𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜", "𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎" / "𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎" / "𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗"
𝙼𝚢 𝚊𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚜 <𝟹
be gay fight crime @spkkr - we'll frolic in a field together someday, @i-ate-the-sun13 - the Frank to my Mikey @sunnychuuya - the awesome @trzepotttt - the tremendous @sammysdelicatepov - the one with a strange number of common interests @strawbxttries - the epic @silly-lil-scribbles - the incredible @ineffablehusbandsshipper - the one with a strange number of common interests (part 2) @loosewatchyouworktheroom - the lovely @rabiessnail - my fellow mikey fanatic @m1lkywaymikey - the cool as hell @failureofchemistry - the wonderful @ashisafriedpickle - the wondrous @rebel-rex - the illustrious @brits4gerardway - my tag bestie @deviltownresident


















