sick of cicero

classics sideblog buried under the wine-dark sea

[jasonofthepalatine]

i'm here to fuck around and not pay attention to oracles. we can find out my true identity only if we pay attention to @deviltownresident

[escuerzoresucitado]

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[no-highly-esteemed-deed]

Thank you Marcus Aurelius

[jasonofthepalatine]

@cahokiajazz

[kissycat]

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

[kissycat]

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

[antigonewannabe]

x

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[thememedaddy]

[shranstan]

Reading any historical fiction and non-fiction set in I century B.C.E. and Cicero my friend Cicero is always there <3 #mycicero

[dependsoncontext]

[awed-frog]

thanks I hate it

[siderealsandman]

You Got a Friend In Horse 

[garrettauthor]

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

[britcision]

You Got A Lotta Friends In Horse

[ailithnight]

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THOSE ARE NOT FRIENDS IN HORSE

[disclaimeriamaloser]

shhhhhhh they are definitely friends open the gate shhhhh

[jasminethesandwing]

@garden-of-rambles @blended-ice @dragons-teardrops have yall seen this 😭

[blended-ice]

Sinon in Aeneid book 2 lol

[bugwolfsstuff]

Book 2 of the Aeneid is basically:

Everyone really wants Aeneas to get the fuck out. He doesn't wanna tho.

[fionaneedsamango]

Aeneid book 2 core:

[2econd2ight2aver]

I don't need a period tracker, I know I'm ovulating when Alexander the Great appears in my dreams.

[2econd2ight2aver]

Not even a joke btw 😔😔

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

[enby-denby]

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

When I tell you I wheezed

[necrophilologist]

they harbor no ill intentions your honor

[necrophilologist]

you can ask the pervert in training. i mean upstanding roman citizen

[trashcangimmick]