What if: Team Warhammer
Commissar Arc: by the Emperor, not only I’m stranded on a backward planet that the God Emperor’s light has not reached yet, I’m also stranded with the likes of you! *glass angrily at his "companion"*
Tau Pyrrha: Come come now Gue’la~ *Hugs Gue’la's arm against her “Boeing” large assets that is barely held by her chest plate* We Should all work together in order to survive, won't you agree Gue’la~
Commissar Arc: Unhand me Xenos! *quickly pulls his arm out of the tau's grape, while collecting his boltpistol very tightly* Touch me again, and I swear in his name I shall smite you where you stand!
Tau Pyrrha: *giggles at Gue’la's reaction, while thinking loudly in her mind* Oh you poor misguided and blind Gue’al, playing hard to get *smirks mischievously* But Don't worry, I shall enlighten you about the benefits of joining the greater good~ *giggling even more, while thinking how she will show to this Gue’la the light of the greater good, by using her own greater goods*
Eldar Ren: *staring at the two primitives* Oh Isha, What a terrible fate to be stranded with those Primitives. *facepalming himself, while ignoring the annoying primitive that was besides him*
Digga Nob Nora: *covered in green paint and armour made of scraps* OI YA POINTY EAR GIT! AR WE GOING TO FIGHT OR WHA! *Look at the nearby Grimm that appeared out of the bushes, to which she charges in with her Shoota and Choppa in her hands*
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
meanwhile somewhere else
Ozpin and Glynda: *both stared confusingly at the footage from the hidden cameras, that was showing the four mysterious individual individuals that appeared out out of nowhere*
Glynda: Should... should we interfere?
Ozpin: No need Glynda, I want to see what our mysterious guests are capable of. *Takes a sip of his coffee*
Glynda: *rubbing her eyes in frustration, already feeling a headache coming up* As you say, Headmaster. *returns her gaze back to the scream, watching as the four mysterious individuals begin battling the Grimm*
Ozpin: *Watches the translation as well, while already typing a name for a new team* This year promising to be very interesting.