The Eldritch Bros are a team of Eldritch Demons sent to Earth to observe the humans whilst disguised as them.
Mr Bland ("real" name John) is the Superego of this Freudian Trio. He is called Mr. Bland because... well look at the fucker. Bitch got nothing going on behind those vacant soulless eyes. In actuality, he's the smartest of the group, and tries to get Laurel and Fumonis to stop doing dumbass shit literally every 5 seconds FOR GODS SAKE. His Eldritch form is called "Osteorachnid".
Laurel is very outgoing, and loves going different places on Earth to "partake in the natural and manmade beauties" or something like that. She's always dragging Mr. Bland and Fumonis to clubs, lounges, resorts, and parks to get both Mr Bland to try more things and Fumonis to calm down and just enjoy things for a little bit. His Eldrith form is called "Amadusa."
Fumonis (or Fumey) is a chaotic bastard who is usually the one to get the trio into dumb shit. Despite being the oldest, Fumey is the most hotheaded, immature, and stubborn. Fumey is so stubborn, in fact, that you can only persuade her to do something she doesn't want to through compliments and white chocolate. He also wears a corset, in order to, and I quote "have a bit of pec jiggle when I do a sexy evil laugh." Their Eldritch form is called "Smoke Demon".
I really wanna do stuff w/ these nerds