EE boys <3 but if someone's already asked that, I'll take Laeti
[Donal Hux & Kylo from The Eldritch Effect Kylux Cryptids AU]
who hogs the duvetDonal likes to be wrapped up like a burrito, Kylo usually ends up sleeping on top of him like a muscular octopus
who texts/rings to check how their day is goingKylo texts Donal constantly even though they’re rarely more than twenty feet apart. Its like an annoying stream of chatter with dick pics mixed in
who’s the most creative when it comes to giftsThey’re equally creative but Donal is more spiteful, like the 45 minute long silence mix tape.
who gets up first in the morningNeither of them get up in the morning if they can help it.
who suggests new things in bedDonal has done things you people wouldn’t believe....
who cries at moviesKylo doesn’t cry he just gets stuff in his eye a lot and the TV totally put itself on the Hallmark channel, must have been a ghost.
who gives unprompted massagesKylo knows Donal gets stiff in the car so it’s usually him.
who fusses over the other when they’re sickDonal is a grumpy dick when hes sick and hes a unsympathetic dick when Kylo gets sick so it evens out.
who gets jealous easiestKylo isn’t all that happy that Donal sometimes spends time with previous fuckbuddies (by the laws of the fae he has to spend a day in the Underground once a year for example) but hes mostly accepted that Donal has eyes only for him.
who has the most embarrassing taste in musicThey’re both embarrassed by each other- Donal called Kylo’s music Panic! At the Chemical Boy, Kylo keeps asking Donal if he likes any music from this century. Its a mess.
who collects something unusualKylo buys far too many clothes, Donal collects ghosts and weird artefacts. Between they have a large crate full of sex toys.
who takes the longest to get readyDonal once read the whole of Dune Messiah while Kylo did his hair.
who is the most tidy and organisedDonal but only by comparison to Kylo’s extreme mess.
who gets most excited about the holidaysKylo gets excited about Halloween, Donal dreads Valentines Day because he gets so much bizarre stuff from a few dozen people. Neither of them care much about Christmas so long as they can be somewhere sunny with booze.
who is the big spoon/little spoonThey both want to be big spoon but Donal usually wins by arguing he needs to keep his knees warm.
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sportsKylo cheats, Donal likes to strategise.
who starts the most argumentsKylo is usually the one who caused an argument by doing something stupid.
who suggests that they buy a petThey didn’t buy a pet, they found one and Donal only agreed to keep it because it was a ghost. Kylo still wants a Floridian Swamp Cat (alligator)
what couple traditions they haveThey travel sound when the temperature in DC gets too cold and they keep touring the southern states until its warm enough to go home again. On their anniversary Kylo likes to take them to one specific coffee shop and then to a fancy B&B.
what tv shows they watch togetherMotel room trash TV mostly. Sometimes they take the piss out of paranormal shows, especially the ones where theres actual cryptids right there on camera and the cast think they’re humans.
what other couple they hang out withDopheld Mitaka & Tiaan Jerjerrod are ghosts living in their apartment. Rey & Phasma let them visit sometimes but Kylo would rather not go back to Trinity.
how they spend time together as a coupleHaving adventures on the road.
who made the first moveSimultaneous hospital shenanigans.
who brings flowers homeKylo brought home pumpkins once? And he made Donal a rose out of trash once.
who is the best cookDonal can make a mean smoothie but everything else is fire, takeout is a much better option.
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