#electrashore

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[4:15:41 PM] Dylan Grey Lancelot Stark Olsen North-007 Dubois Frye a.k.a. Brandon: CAN I JUST MAKE IT A HEADCANON THAT LANCE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVES ELECTRAS BAKING

[4:16:00 PM] Electra(fying): YES

[4:16:03 PM] Electra(fying): YES YOU CAN

[4:16:19 PM] Dylan Grey Lancelot Stark Olsen North-007 Dubois Frye a.k.a. Brandon: LIKE THEY ARE HIS SUN AND STARS

[4:16:35 PM] Dylan Grey Lancelot Stark Olsen North-007 Dubois Frye a.k.a. Brandon: NO GIRL COULD EVER COMPARE TO COOKIES FROM AUNT ELECTRA

[4:16:35 PM] Dylan Grey Lancelot Stark Olsen North-007 Dubois Frye a.k.a. Brandon: KSDHFLSDKF

[4:16:54 PM] Electra(fying): She'll remember that and tell every girl he dates

[4:17:09 PM] Electra(fying): "He'll always love my cookies more. Don't take it personally."

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Do you love Electra?

She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever met, inside and out.

Yes. I do.

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electra-shore replied to your post: Electra Tim babies

There will be no Electra babies with anyone. Ever. Not that Tim’s babies aren’t going to be beautiful but I’m gonna be their aunt not their mom.

Cardboard cutout Justin Bieber loves you, too.

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electra-shore replied to your post: Electra + Tim

My ovaries and I protest this

Mine do, too.

Okay, maybe not ovaries, but...

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electra-shore replied to your post: electra-shore replied to your post: electra-shore...

But then I could get you a cardboard cutout of Pierce Brosnan. And then you could both be Spiderdads.

Oh my God.

Raising a cardboard cutout child with my cardboard cutout husband...

... oh my God.

But cardboard cutout Justin Bieber!

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electra-shore replied to your post: [text] Also abs. I’ve seen them. you stretched once and your shirt raised a little. They’re quite nice.

[text] I don’t understand that. You have a nice body. Really nice. [text] You might want to ignore my texts for the rest of the night.

[text] Nah I've texted monumentally worse in my lifetime. And hey uh thanks I guess even though I'm p/ sure my body's as average as the next guy's if not horribly scarred

[text] Did you get injected with truth serum or something hahaha

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electra-shore replied to your post: electra-shore replied to your post: I’ve come to...

I have a spiderman cut out in my closet. You could raise that. And be Spiderdad

But he isn't cardboard cutout Justin Bieber.

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[text] Also abs. I've seen them. you stretched once and your shirt raised a little. They're quite nice.

[text] You're telling this to a guy with virtually no self-esteem and a fear of being naked around people