#electrickleptomaniac

[hriobzagelthewanderer]

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{To start, I’d love to say just how much I admire and respect Tick over at @bloodstainedbread and her other associated blogs. I don’t say much about her that often, and sometimes it seems easy to think I don’t focus more time in interactions with the albino dragoness Lyth and her writer, but that is honestly because it is very understated not only how much fun it is writing with them, how important an influence they have been for me.

Before I discovered her blog, Hriob was... not as complex. He was detailed and nuanced, yes, but he had next to no backstory, nothing concrete or detailed.

After I had first contact with the clocktower bakery and its sole pale baker... things changed quickly. Contact was made OOC, ideas were shared, exchanged, forged, plotted...

...Lyth and Tick were the catalysts that helped Hriob shift to a new direction, open up to more OC’s, and become that much more driven, retrospective, and nuanced character, almost as much as he is now, and much more than he had been before.

Its not just that Tick is a great writer and you should follow her dragons for that alone, its that I myself have grown a lot as a writer thanks to her, and honestly look forward daily to chatting with her and our associated friends OOC because of the friendship we’ve built around our RPs and plotting.}

[hriobzagelthewanderer]

[ Amortentia - For the Vaer sibs. ]

Lyth- rainwater, cinnamon, dough, various meats, and other ‘kitcheny’ scents one associates with their own mother or a good cook.

Houlin- Ozone, leather, dust, and metal, but all subdued by a sense that the wind has diluted the smells greatly over time and exposure.

Linae- Ash, fabric, cleaning agents, fine perfume, and traces of blood under it all.

[hriobzagelthewanderer]

🎁 + electrickleptomaniac

...he’s still unsure on this one, but... family is family, even adoptively.

A small set of journals on enchanting and alchemy, using some of Hriob’s most recent breakthroughs achieved with Kwayes’ help, is given along with a single bar each of alchemically super-pure silver and cold iron.

[hriobzagelthewanderer]

[ Fact for Holiun & Rithe ]

[Houlin, while technically being Hriob’s adoptive uncle, is seen more like a big brother... even though at times Hriob inwardly/subconsciously feels he’s far more mature and practical than Houlin ever is. However, he is not at all harboring any disrespect towards the Dragon, and finds he is one of the few people he can relax and goof off with freely when times are good... when times are bad, he knows he can be trusted.

Rithe... Hriob doesn’t want to kill as much as he does Thane. She, to him, is merely a fool trapped by Thane's machinations, one that will perish one way or another, more likely by the deicidal dragon’s hand than his own. However, he is not sentimental or soft about her, and not only is capable of trying to kill her if he had to, but he has spent many, many hours of research and training to work out many ways to kill her effectively with and without magic for such an eventuality.]

[hriobzagelthewanderer]

25 More Things Hriob is no longer allowed to do

[Continued from here]

STILL not allowed to give Houlin coffee any caffeinated/sugary beverage of any kind at any concentration, regardless of his current mental and/or health condition(s).

Not allowed to make Alchemy-enhanced taco sauce, horseradish sauce, sriracha sauce, tabasco, wasabi, ghost chili sauce, chipotle sauce, or any other other culinary ingredient/condiment that incorporates capsaicin or a similar compound for any reason, not even ESPECIALLY for tormenting a certain Mr. Danger, no matter how funny or ironic it is.

We the Hriobs have agreed Not allowed to talk to other versions of ourselves from other causalities/timelines. We’ve agreed that this would never accomplish any good in the long run for any of us.

Not allowed to weaponize/enhance catnip, nor use it on Elise and/or Maria.

Not allowed to enchant any of the following: other people’s clothing without permission, silverware, ping pong balls, laser pointers, laser cutters, laser weaponry, personal massagers, drilling equipment, ANYTHING DEEMED ‘TRIVIAL’ UNLESS SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED BY A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

While its psychological effects are wonderous when weaponized, I will learn to use the ability to enchant boxes and other containers to become dimensionally transcendental (i.e. ‘bigger on the inside’) in a serial, Matryoshka-like fashion, RESPONSIBLY. This means no more explosive fire-bombs at the end of the package series.

I will learn to stop accidentally encouraging bad behavior trends in my friends... Daichi is one thing, but Clark is entirely too much.

The above applies triply towards those who are mentally/physiologically in the child-through-young-teen age groups.

Upon serious review, I am not allowed to blend any drink incorporating caffeine or other similar stimulants with alcohol in any concentrations, especially alchemically enhanced ones, for any reason unless directed to do so by a medical expert.

Not allowed to attempt putting salt lime (calcium oxide/hydride/carbonate) lime (Citrus) lemon (aso Citrus) anything citrus any form of condiment cute little hats ANYTHING PERIOD on any and all shoggoths.

The answer to any given problem is not ‘more booze’

Nor is it ‘more molotov cocktails’

Claiming the answer to any given problem is ‘more molotov barrels’ or any other variation thereof is right out.

I am not allowed to be the ‘magician’ at children’s birthday parties only allowed to be at children’s birthday parties when free of alcohol and not using magic beyond parlor tricks.

...In retrospect, the above also applies to birthday all parties of any kind for people of all ages, unless asked specifically by the host to perform otherwise.

The Driver devices are for self-application for disguise and pseudo-medical treatment, and limited self-experimentation only. I am preemptively forbidden for using transfiguration for any form of humor, even especially pranks and/or practical jokes.

I will not ‘Cry Dragon' under any circumstances, regardless of the actual dragon population of the given area.

Even in the face of those who can turn items to gold or oil with a touch of their hands, I will refrain from attempting to convince anyone I can turn items into Beer Coaine Styrofoam Latex Contraceptive Barriers Seran Wrap Bubble Wrap rubber bands kittens hamsters ANYTHING, not even ESPECIALLY if Trost wants to help me pull it off.

I am not allowed to pretend I am my evil clone doppleganger myself from the future myself from the past myself from an alternate causality/dimension ANY ‘other’ me I or anyone else can conceivably imagine.

In regards to item 3 of this section of the list, I am ESPECIALLY not allowed to bring in the 'actual duplicate’ for the above listed reason(s) any reason whatsoever.

I will not abuse [REDACTED] resources and equipment, not limited to [CONTENT EXPUNGED] for any reason. I did not [REDACTED] this [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] like a man-child.

I have a past life that has a mythologically recorded history, albeit an incomplete one. I do NOT have hymnals, battle cries, my own language, recipes I actually invented (actually, kyselo and rye-based sourdough count), any form of ‘back-rent’, or holidays dedicated to myself nor my past incarnation, and I am forbidden from inventing new ones, ‘post-humorously’ or otherwise.

I will planeswalk responsibly: ‘leave no trace’ principles and ‘common courtesy’ still apply.

I will not hijack the spiritual ‘wavelength’ used by angels to play smooth jazz trance music elevator music enter new hymnals into the heavenly host talk to God chat up Ken ‘leave messages on Kerubiel’s behalf’ any reason whatsoever unless specially requested by an angel of Throne designation or higher, MINIMUM.

I will endeavor to make sure I do NOT give people reasons to add more items to this list for ‘laughs’ ‘shits’n’giggles’ ‘because they said I didn’t have the balls’ ‘because I was bored’ ‘because I went crazy’ ‘because I went sane’ ‘because they made me do it’ ‘because they asked nicely’ ‘because it seemed like a good idea at the time’ FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER!!!

[hriobzagelthewanderer]

(☞三☞ ఠ ਉ ఠ))☞三☞ [ electrickleptomaniac ]

What was once merely a man being poked repeatedly by a dragon, within minutes became a near-perfect reenactment of a scene from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.

[ofbloodandswords-archive]

👏 [ electrickleptomaniac for Riama ]

SEND “👏”AND I’LL DESCRIBE WHAT A FUSION BETWEEN OUR MUSES WOULD LOOK AND ACT LIKE.

A slightly feminine dragon, with pale sky-blue scales.  In human form they have light brown hair (typically worn in a ponytail) and grey-blue eyes, in addition to a large number of freckles covering their body.

They have a lot of energy, and are a highly excitable individual.  Being a strong follower of the goddess Calina, they are rarely violent and generally have a very passive stance when it comes to conflict.

They are not very skilled with their abilities, but they are very eager to learn.

They also have slight kleptomania, but they usually try and return things.

[hriobzagelthewanderer]

👏 Your choice of dragon. 8y

[Going with Houlin Here. X ]

A young-ish looking man of nearly eight feet of height, with shaggy/messy hair with a darker metallic-slate coloration, pale skin and grey eyes. Has slightly longer nails and an extremely dense musculature, but not excessively ‘bulky’ in build in human form.

Personality is ‘dorky’ and overly cheerful and hyperactive, but balanced with a sense of total precision, focus, and direction present in all aspects of his behavior. Very Savant-like mental capacity, but cannot stop talking a mile a minute when thinking no matter how hard he tries.

Can change into a draconic form, and shows extremely progressed/potent command over weather and magic, especially in regards to Lightning and Wind elements. Is capable of using said abilities in synchronized combinations to manipulate magnetism, generate and discharge super-heated plasma, and generate/manipulate pressure waves and vacuums in the atmosphere, all with a staggering amount of multitasking and management of said powers.