denim jacket that says “god may have blessed you with barbies, a backyard with ponies, a boyfriend named jake and an unwanted pregnancy that your father paid to terminate so you could go to college and major in being a basic bitch. none of these things make you a woman (clear your throat, lubricate, read that bitch). your uniform of ill fitting j crew, fake pearls and 50 cent scrunchies cannot conceal the fact that you do not know who you are. i know our presence threatens you. we fought for our place at this table. and that has made us stronger than you will ever be. now pick your jaw up off the ground and go back to your clam chowder and shallow conversations, my girlfriends and i aren’t going anywhere,” on the back















