#elemental!wilbur

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Does Wilbur ever get seriously sad about his element?? How do the others deal with this?

He does and the other Soots tease him (as friends, of course. They don’t mean it). If pirates came to their island, for example, the others would just shove Will into a house while the others deal with it.

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A Nearly-Comprehensive Conversation

Some classic, short, sweet banter between the Soots (excluding Rhianna and Matt, sadly).

Word Count: 442

“I don’t know, mate,” Wilbur collapsed onto the bean bag. The other Soots kept to their own around the hangout, which doubled as a public library. “I just NEED to know what my original element was. But I’ll never remember. There was a point where I knew what it was. But I don’t anymore. And that’s the frustrating part.”

“Maybe your element was music,” David, who was the only one listening, said with a reassuring smile. “That’ll be cool.” He plopped himself in the bean bag next to Will.

Will shrugged. “Pretty useless. Just a sub-element of your element. What am I gonna do if we’re attacked? While you can blow someone’s ears out until they literally bleed, I’m stuck playing Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby.’“ They both gazed to Charlie.

“What special qualities do you have?” David asked.

“You’re asking that as if we just met,” Will replied.

Dan rolled the swivel chair near the two. “Gay.”

“Thanks, Daniel,” Will said.

“No prob,” Dan said, rolling away.

Will turned back to David. “I disagree when you say that you can determine someone’s element by their ‘special qualities’. What special qualities does George have in relation to poison, for example?”

“He smells. Bad,” Charlie said, falling into the bean bag next to David.

“Well, what about you, Charlie?” Will began. “What do you have in relation to air?”

“He’s an airhead,” Dan butted in.

“I’m quite loud,” David admitted. “That’s my special quality.”

Will put his hands to his head in frustration. “But you’re loud BECAUSE of your element. It’s not your quality affecting the element it’s the element affecting the qua-”

“What are you three talking about, anyway?” Dan asked.

“We’re bullying George,” Charlie said. “So, George is toxic as hell because-”

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“I sense a disturbance in the library,” George said, perking his head above the shelves to look at the other Soots.

“Will wants to discuss his past element,” Jack observed outloud. “But... Dan wants to muck around because he’s bored, Charlie wants to playfully bully you, and David wants to talk about how amazing music is.”

George sighed. “It’s always Charles.”

“He’s doing it as a joke.”

“No shit, Sherlock,” George said, rolling his eyes.

“Then why didn’t you act like that the last time Charlie was playfully bullying you? You sucked toxins from a nearby tree and flung the slush at him. Thankfully he flew away just in time. He would have died, Sherlock,” Jack mocked.

“Yeah, huh? But what about that one time you pretended to be God-”

“Can we just get over that? Please?” Jack whined.

“’WE?’ No sir. It’s all you.”

Jack grumbled. “I pretended to be God ONCE!”

“And I almost killed Charlie once. So, we’re even?” George asked.

Jack reluctantly nodded.