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Gettin’ highbrow this week with my local paper
How do you know that you have elephants in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
I’m just here…
for the ele-fun! 🐘 Ele-friends forever! [www.newbloggycat.com]
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Joke of the day - Trunk
Joke of the day – Trunk
“It’s trunkquilizer time!” http://www.pinterest.com
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On today's episode of We Should Have Known It Was Autism:
I used to have five or six elephant jokes that I had memorized. These jokes had nothing in common except that they were about elephants and very bad. The only person who laughed at them was me but I often had trouble getting through them because I was laughing so hard.
I used to pull them out in conversations when there was an awkward pause where I didn't know what to say so I didn't have to figure out something on the spot. Eventually, everyone I knew had heard them multiple times but I kept doing it and did not add any new ones.
Would you like to guess how old I was? Kindergarten? Third grade?
Nope.
I was in high school.
Elephant Jokes
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry tree!
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? When your nose touches the ceiling!
What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia!
How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence ? Time to fix the fence!
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice!
Lost a birthday card and had to improvise, thankfully my dad is a man of culture who enjoys a nice elephant joke
