Some artwork I did and I also wrote up a funny :)
How To guide on Carrying your Ishgardian Noble Lover: For the Smols of the Eorzean world. Step 1: Understand the risk.
Know your Elezen Noble! Some won’t tolerate being picked up at all! Some will! If they’re not tolerant of being carried, you risk a rather untimely death by their personal guard! If they are tolerant, expect glares, pouting, and a fair bit of whining.
Step 2. Lift with your Legs. Make sure you lift with your legs. Your Ishgardian Noble /will/ be bigger than you. It’d be horribly embarrassing if you dropped your noble or tossed your back out, and that’s shame you’ll never live down. Step 3: Once you get your Noble Ishgardian over your shoulder, carry them! Elezen Nobles are not accustomed to being carried! Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you carry your Ishgardian Noble in public. Nobles have appearances to keep up, and IF you carry your Noble in public, you will be the cause of a scandal. Don’t be the cause of a scandal if you want your Noble Ishgardian to speak to you again.
Step 4: When putting your Noble down, you have about two seconds to /run/. Your Ishgardian noble will want revenge for the embarrassment you’ve put them through. This may look like a smack upside the head, a boot shoved up your arse, or they may chain you in the basement of their estate and demand you reflect on your action to the Goddess Halone.
Clause: IF YOU ARE CAUGHT. Get on your knees and grovel you fool! Stroke your Ishgardian’s ego and pray none of the bad in step 4 happens.
