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[funky-sea-cryptid]

the third eye and the clover analogy: a post brought to you by weball shenanigans

hi. it's elf time on the tam funkyseacryptid blog :)

so patri introduces the third eye as like. the opposite of the clover kingdom's signature three-leaf clover. rhya the disloyal, fana the hateful, vetto the despair, ect. it's a parallel clover, they've got a parallel clover going on and initially one would think patri is the fourth leaf for good luck because the hoe is the only other elf.

HOWEVER.

NOT NECESSARILY. patri is not being patri. patri is being licht. therefore the rat is technically introducing another elf into the mix. he's playing licht in this inverse clover he's got going on.

rhya the disloyal. fana the hateful. vetto the despair. licht the unlucky.

and patri.

the fifth leaf

where the devil lives.

thank you for coming to my (slightly unhinged) ted talk

[jarnes]

Wood elves: Small, tiny, Imp-like creatures...loves the earth, a kind soul but kinky as hell

Dark Elves: Gothic/Emo subcultures, likes doing things in the cemetary at night, really nice and lovely

High Elves: “Umm...can I speak to your manager???”

[korvinablog]

world building wednesday: GIVE ME 5 elf facts

1) These are some low metablolism boys. Theyre basically heterothermic and spend a lot of time in the sun so that they can function like people. It means they live a long time though. Also they sleep in piles to conserve heat

2)Speaking of sleep its like a religious thing to them? When they sleep all elves have the same dream. Usually its a vague dreamspace where they can all sort of communicate, but sometimes its weird omens and stuff like that.

3) There’s no one main nation of elves! When they were made there were kinda placed all over the world and though theyved tried to form nations in the past nothing has ever worked out. They just integrate into the communities they live in.

4) Elves used to be born by walking out of the woods fully formed but after the gods got kicked out they had to adapt and basically made a deal so that they would reproduce like humans do. Sometimes they just get born without any sex characteristics though because of their heritage.

5) In some places they’ll practice ritual canniballism because it allows the transfer of important memories (some of which can be 1000s of years old because they keep being passed down)

[jaymesbuckman]

Happy patch day! New hair!