Jaymes

Hi, I’m Jaymes. Queer autistic singer, (+model, poet, actor) For my music and stuff with Hot Apollo, check out https://linktr.ee/HotApollo.

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I’m usually for respecting people’s feelings around how they’re addressed, but on some level I don’t think a cis man should ever be allowed to utter the phrase “don’t call me bro”

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I totally get and support all those “Remember Their Names” things but like I don’t even remember the names of some of my closest friends

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If you forget which is which, just remember Matt Murdock’s favorite hobby is wallowing in self-pity and his second favorite is ill-advised s3x, and his third favorite is going to Catholic confessional

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I feel like tuna have the biggest gap between how big they are in the wild and how small they are when you buy them

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Being a Gen X goth sounds exhausting

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In this issue of What If, 616 Peter Parker gets stuck in the old Ultimate universe and suffers sickness as a consequence of that world’s different “physical laws”. I haven’t finished it yet, so I can only assume the cough comes from mixed case lettering

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You know how some people are like “they only count as a cousin if they’re a first cousin”? I feel like every time there’s a Batman movie he’s all “it only counts as murder if it’s first degree murder”

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Tiger, Tiger, burning bright

In a towel wrapped up tight

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Thousands of slash fics disagree

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That’s right, my band HOT APOLLO is playing the PRIDE festival this coming Saturday at 7!

Rogers Community Stage, and yes, it’s free!

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A color chart in black and white is so funny to me

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Idk how Shrek overall isn’t intentionally a trans allegory

Like, the second movie is like when your parents finally sorta accept your queerness because you still mostly fit into what they want out of an offspring even if your gender’s different, but then you bring home your partner who’s full on QUEER but like also in the weird/deviate from societal norms way, and now they’re freaked out all over again, and also your dad comes out of the closet

And I guess the third is having to deal with that cis “het” dude who thinks his heteronormativity entitles him to everything including you because ofc he’s a chaser

The fourth one, idk, that just seemed to do whatever

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I’ve said for ages that Shrek is an intentional trans allegory or somehow accidentally written in a way that it’s indistinguishable from an intentiona trans allegory

And now the trans flag cake has been pointed out

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Even Spidey is aware of how annoyingly basic all the “not-quite-white” the Colors of the Year always are

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So, Doctor Who, is is PhD in, like, pronouns?

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I assume this is that Backrooms I keep hearing about

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Oh no more fuel for the “trans people in sports” discussion