#elf facts

[hellofeanor]

BROKE: elves never actually need to eat or sleep because they are perfect beings uwu

WOKE: elves can get by without eating or sleeping for extended periods because they are superior in body to mere mortals

BESPOKE: elves can survive without eating or sleeping for far longer than mortals, but it makes them incredibly stupid, and a good number of events in the Silmarillion can be attributed to somebody with a Fin-name being overtired and hangry

[chicinlicin]

what's one obscure detail about Rune you really enjoy? im talking like they're afraid of beetles or they've never been able to grow parsley.

OHHHHH probably that they have a little secret rock collection, and not really an obscure one but even though i draw them with cards all the time they're actually pretty bad at tarot readings

a more recent fun fact is that they hate getting their feet wet lol

they're all things i thought of as a joke but then made backstory for OTL now i'm attached

i also have a macro that says "Rune Aren sees a cool bug on the ground. Nice" so maybe they think bugs are neat but i've never thought about it

[elffacts]

Some folk assume Elves and Orcs have a contentious relationship. This is untrue, Elves and Orcs have a bond that runs so vastly deep it is simply incomprehensible to the outside observer.

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Termites are a kind of Elven subspecies.

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The Elven version of "Hell" is remarkably similar to a normal human golf course.

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Elven fletchers can make arrows that will play a nice little tune while they fly through the air toward their targets.

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Elf master carpenters are known to make such exquisitely crafted rocking chairs that a single rock back and forth in one can heal years, even decades, of emotional trauma.

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Elves are allergic to Tuesdays.