Mischief Kazoo

all of this is a true story.

[valar-did-me-wrong]

Part: 254/?

[hellofeanor]

Computers really should last longer than two years.

Now, granted, my computer was mathematically six years old, since I bought it in 2020 and the current year is somehow 2026??? However, I think we can all agree that 2020 was, in all ways that count, only two years ago. According to the true passage of time. In our hearts.

This means my computer should still be under warranty and it's shocking and unfair that the closed-minded people at Lenovo disagree.

[hellofeanor]

Everybody please send prayers and healing vibes.

Not for me tho. For my computer.

[hellofeanor]

Actually you know what, please send prayers and healing vibes for me too. I'm congested as all get out and this sucks a huge amount of balls. Like at least twenty-seven balls. Which is way too many.

[hellofeanor]

Everybody please send prayers and healing vibes.

Not for me tho. For my computer.

[hellofeanor]

This costume is going cost me like $60 in puff paint alone

[hellofeanor]

So weird how when I remember to take the B12 supplement my doctor told me to take I feel energized and creative, but when I forget to take the B12 supplement my doctor told me to take I feel lethargic and dull.

Surely there is a lesson to be learned here, but alas I haven't been taking the B12 supplement my doctor told me to take so I'm not currently clever enough to figure it out.

[hellofeanor]

Borb (bird orb)

[hellofeanor]

This morning at work we had a meeting about how everybody needs to put more effort into showing up on time for meetings and one guy was eighteen minutes late for the try not to be late to meetings meeting.

This is what it's like working for A Corporation.

[hellofeanor]

You're not coming to CONVergence in Minneapolis by chance? (Just curious since you said you're visiting the US next week and it's the weekend of the 4th)

Aw man, no, though I'd love to go back to that con one day! I'm going to Alabama. For normal reasons.

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[diracpointless]

Our industrial sized thing of paracetamol (acetaminophen) is almost gone and I despair because I am not going to the US any time soon.

[vaspider]

😭

[sonneillonv]

@diracpointless you're really missing out because 🎶guess what we have nowwwww🎶

From the makers of Nyquil, for those times when your pain just needs to be punched in the face!

[vaspider]

"Liver failure in a bottle" is fucking right.

[theadventureofhistorygirl]

Look, America is good at Pharmaceuticals, but Canada will sell me Acetaminophen with Metcarbamol (a muscle relaxant) over the counter. My Chronically Ill ass will happily sing Oh Canada for this stuff. Bless living a 2 hour drive from the border.

[the-library-alcove]

Last time I was in the US, I grabbed four bottles of ibuprofen before coming back to Germany. I did the math, and those four bottles alone basically saved us the cost of the plane tickets over the lifetime of the bottles (not to mention the other meds we brought back with us. My German wife now swears by Tums).

[hellofeanor]

Going to the US next week and already looking forward to buying a massive stash of Kirkland brand allergy tabs and OTC eye drops that require a prescription here :)

[hellofeanor]

Trying to take a cute picture of your lizard eating a piece of nectarine: expectation vs reality

[nekroticism]

And more Adars! 🪻

[hellofeanor]

I got Pinecone a desk lamp so she has a more inviting and professional space in which to conduct her lizness (lizard business).

[oodles-of-reblogs]

It is vitally important that I be informed of where you procured your little professionals desk lamp.

[hellofeanor]

From a gashapon in Tokyo. Only the best and ¥500-est items for my Pinecone!

[beckyjunkinart]

Final laundromat drawing, for now. I want to draw all the characters now...

[hellofeanor]

When you try to buy something online but you live somewhere that isn't the United States

[hellofeanor]

While I was walking home from the market, a fat crow sitting on a fence looked right at me and made a sound like a pigeon trying to imitate an owl. Is this normal, or a portent of doom?

[hellofeanor]

What is your current proximity to A Creature, as of the moment you see this poll?

I am encountering at a creature right now!

It would take me a few minutes or less to encounter a creature

It would take me a few hours to encounter a creature

I will be able to encounter a creature by this time tomorrow

It would take me a few days to encounter a creature

It would take me more than a week to encounter a creature

I do not know when I will next be able to encounter a creature

I am unable to encounter creatures

Voting ended onJun 11