#elfhand

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Wow my boobs are feeling sooo heavy......sure wish I had 2 blue glow-in-the-dark elfhands to hold them up right about now

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Before I start with today's confessions, I'd like to clarify a couple of things on the subject of "what did anon 355 do with the elfhand" since I'm a little uneasy about not saying anything about it. First I may or may not know the anon personally and I may or may not be able to say certain things for them, so I will.

Ok so first of all: the ask box is for you all to confess your sins (and not-so-sins too but whatever)

Second: It does not, just, not

Also for the record nope, the anon isn't "that girl" as a comment in a confession said it, but a completely different person.

Let's be real yall really think in a fandom full of freaks like Oingo Boingo only one person will try to fuck the elfhand

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