#elfmen

[the-drow-fucker]

[erzasimpbitch]

Elfmen: You fight like my sister!

Feed: I've fought your sister! That's a compliment!

[the-drow-fucker]

Iorveth's passion, elven passion

[erzasimpbitch]

Elfmen: Can I bother you for a second?

Evergreen: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

[ice-fire-life-storm-and-sta-blog]

Hmm

[plaguedaddy420]

so i sent a friend a card for thanksgiving and told her there was a six legged turkey in the picture

her: think i might have spotted that six legged turkey but then johnny depp came by and threw ice cream cones at me

me: damn you depp! and let me guess fanny elfmen was playing his theme music and tim burton was directing

her: omg you were there!?!

me: was that helena chick there too?

her: might have been, i had ice cream cones being thrown at me. too busy trying to find my nerf gun.

me: next time just sing show tunes it scares them off

her: isn't that your weakness too?

me: not unless it's disney's high school musical

her: ah ok

me: i know your weakness

her: le gasp

me: cute puppies

her: nooooo! not the cute puppies

me: ha ha! that good!

her:it also applies to penguins

me: that implies that you like anything...cute

her: shhh! don't tell anyone

me: ill take it to my grave....

her: lol thanks

me: anytime except on days that end with day!

her: lol dork

me: that's major dork to you!