#funny conversation

[crazy-together-reddie]

I was talking to my mom about getting a tattoo and she goes ‘no cause you’re gonna get some Pete Wentz tattoo’.

i don’t see the issue here really.

[clairertalk]

I told my sister how the fandom perceives DM

She asks me: where did they read this stuff?

Me: in the book about Daniel

She raised her head towards our bookshelves with TVC books, confused: Is there a book about Daniel?

Me: no😗

[prankprincess123]

"...what are you doing? There is NO fire in math class! Where did you even find fire?!"

-My slightly panicked and very confused Math Education professor when she turned around in the middle of class to find me holding a lit candle. My argument is that if I'm not allowed to have pet fire at my desk then there should not be a drawer labeled 'matches & lighters' without a lock on it, next to another drawer labeled 'candles & kindling'

[ladymarvel27]

Niall: Liam, do you believe in ghosts?

Liam: There's no such thing as ghosts.

Niall: But our maid just said there's ghosts.

Liam: PACK YOUR BAGS!! AND MEET ME IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW!!

Niall: Why? What happened??

Liam: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID.

[avenger3000]

May I present:

Here is the link to the original post.

And here is the post where I first got the idea to do this from.

[band-room-quotes]

Tiny Trombone: You regretting music yet? Mod Euphonium: Nope Tiny Trombone: Tired? Mod Euphonium: Nope I feel wide awake today Tiny Trombone: Oh, so you had caffeine today Mod Euphonium: I actually rarely drink caffeine Tiny Trombone: Impossible Mod Euphonium: I also get almost 8 hours of sleep a night Tiny Trombone: You terrify me

[webtoon-edits-jokes]

Keiran: It's the leader

Laren: That butler is the leader

[mbrainspaz]

Texted the only coworker on my shift this morning because I realized I was late. Embarrassing since I live 10 feet from the barn.

His girlfriend will probably see this before he does.